Lance is an uncommon name nowadays…

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot

I feel like background checks are probably there for a reason.

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine buying the most successful social media ever and everyone leaves because you suck.

Book pages should be numbered backwards so we’re always counting down how many pages we have left

That's me. I'm a crow.

I wish they made thought-cancelling headphones

AirPods died at the gym, it’s just me and my demons now

Ah, Bluesky, where you can post a video of you playing music with your child without 50 people immediately replying ‘Hope you both die soon, you Libtard’.

Bliss. ✨

My new favorite New England meme

Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.