Yo comrade I'm walkin here, I'm walkin here

good luck kitty

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WHERE WAS LEE CORSO THE NIGHT OF EPSTEINS MURDER???

Just filed to run for MN Senate! Grateful to have my husband and two daughters with me.

Moments like this remind me why I do this work: to show the next generation that their voice matters, and that change starts when we show up. Let’s go! #mnleg #AmandaForMN #FutureIsNow

The dam has burst

bro that’s just how I look

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

Happy birthday MN, #32 in admittance to the union but #1 in our hearts.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

🌟FRIENDSHIP🌟

Sam Darnold has the Vikings one win away from the NFC North title and No. 1 seed in the NFC 👏 (via @vikings.bsky.social)

Tfw you buy a social media site, chase off everybody except for the Nazis, then get upset that your social media site has turned into a miserable, hate-ridden dump.

Good morning Bluesky.

Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.

go.bsky.app/KDY26rh

"We didn't get the six-legger, we got the standard four-legged bird" is one of those ominous throwaway comments that evokes deep fear

Thanksgiving menu this year:

-fully loaded nachos to share
-gazpacho soup (NOT room temp)
-hot dip or something
-gift receipt (no mudpie)
-pig dicks, etc
-hot dog
-cosmic gumbo
-burger (gimme dat)
-wine (& popcorn!)
-sloppy steaks
- one egg (40 eggs)
- banana
- 55 burgers
- 55 fries
- 55 tacos