If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

Following the Kent State massacre in May 1970, a Gallup poll showed that 58% of Americans thought the shootings were justified. The night *before* the killings, Ohio's GOP governor described the student protesters this way: "They're the worst type of people that we harbor in America."

Look at this shit 👽

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

Final: Brewers 6, Dodgers 5

Remarkable. The Brewers are the first team to sweep a season series of at least 6 with the Dodgers since 2006. And they did it in a span of two weeks. And they've won 10 straight. And they're tied for the best record in baseball.

The record: 59-40

I mean good gravy

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Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos.

I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."