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I love and am loved by good people and my dog, and my cat sometimes. Apparently patience is a virtue but I’m not very. Vintage 1973 Aotearoa.
#pcs #tbi #painter #poet
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*currently wondering how Bluesky works*
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A happier Coldplay story

#yellow
July 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I just got an ad on Insta for how to deal with your small boobs. Absolutely everything about that is wrong.
June 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Funny how Seymour was fine with the 24k Hobson's Pledge submissions on the TPB which were counted as one because they were identical, but people submitting against the RSB is something he's having a fucken sook about.
June 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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"It's not clear what I'd be apologising for," says Chris Bishop when asked whether he'd apologise to Stan Walker. Let me help: for attending the AMAs a guest, drinking the free beer and then loudly and rudely behaving like an arse during Stan's performance. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Chris Bishop frustrated by 'politicalised' Stan Walker Aotearoa Music Awards performance
"It's not about Stan Walker ... It was just the sort of politicisation of it," the Cabinet Minister says after declaring "what a load of crap" during a Aotearoa Music Awards performance.
www.rnz.co.nz
June 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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These are the pay equity claims that the government wiped out in just two days to make its budget balance. It's appalling that tax breaks for tobacco companies are being funded by cutting women's pay rises and backpay.

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May 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Gustav Klimt's Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer reimagined with biscuits/cookies, by Julia Timoshkova. The model is her daughter Antonina #Monday
May 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle 😍
May 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Going electric for #ifrd 💚

(FYI 😍 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social )
May 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The Post has got some nerve running this hand wringing column about media/online attacks on Tory Whanau when they've been running a particularly nasty campaign against her for the whole time she's been in office.
May 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
One year ago I fell off bike and got first concussion of five that I’ve had this year. And today I lost my job because still not able to work. So I’m working hard at highlighting my good life but also boo 😢 #concussionrecovery #tbi #pcs #brightside ??
May 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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FOUR NON BLONDES: I said hey! What’s goin on?!

ME: *deep breath* okay so…
April 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Taken from the ex-🐦 place #nzpol
April 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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That haka was one of the best things to ever happen in our parliament
April 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Young woman at deli just said “I love the music from your generation…Elvis and the Beatles were so good” #genx 😩
March 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m 51 and there’s a teaspoon in my cutlery drawer that I just don’t like #genx
March 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
There are random spoons in our cutlery draw that I refuse to use and I bet I’m not alone in this #nzpol
March 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My Labrador was snoring upstairs until I opened the fridge door whisper quietly and then the cheese container without making a sound #cheesetax
March 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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The USA is not a place I feel inclined to visit anymore…
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Apparently it’s wildly socialist to think this, but I believe all kids should get fed at school. All ages, all deciles. No means testing. Just food.
March 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Perversion of political interference - #ResignSeymour you utter failure.
March 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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So many business-brained RWers seem to start out with the idea that running a country is actually easy and politicians & public servants pretend it’s hard cause their all on the make. They fail to understand how infinitely more complex than a business a country’s administration actually is.
March 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Algorithm completely off the rails.
March 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
If you need inspiration for a Hallmark card or something, I’ve put our extra duvet on the bed because my usual •weighted blanket• is on a road trip.
March 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM