Adam
@salsa-wits.bsky.social
Great new packaging, same bad flavor
he/him • hockey • tabletop games • DMV
No war but class war
Fuck AI; support human artists
he/him • hockey • tabletop games • DMV
No war but class war
Fuck AI; support human artists
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Adam
@salsa-wits.bsky.social
· Jul 24
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Ovi is gonna end up getting hurt or hurting someone else because the refs have decided to leave this one up to the players
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ovi is gonna end up getting hurt or hurting someone else because the refs have decided to leave this one up to the players
Normally I write off the oil lobby ads and regime fluffing ads and military murderbots ads as part of the joy of living in the DMV but that really hits different when there’s the distinct smell of Some Bullshit coming from Anaheim. I’m a little surprised May didn’t whip his shirt off and yell
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Normally I write off the oil lobby ads and regime fluffing ads and military murderbots ads as part of the joy of living in the DMV but that really hits different when there’s the distinct smell of Some Bullshit coming from Anaheim. I’m a little surprised May didn’t whip his shirt off and yell
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i maintain taking the refs' names off the back of their unis was an indefensibly bad move on the part of the NHL
Let me check one of the ref’s friends or family in the same manner and see how quick they throw that arm up. I don’t keep a list of ref names but I am considering it
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i maintain taking the refs' names off the back of their unis was an indefensibly bad move on the part of the NHL
Ducks get a PP and the Caps get the only penalty? Clown shoes bullshit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ducks get a PP and the Caps get the only penalty? Clown shoes bullshit
Need at least one ass kicked comprehensively after that
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Need at least one ass kicked comprehensively after that
Tom Wilson continues to pummel the back of the net
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Tom Wilson continues to pummel the back of the net
I know it’s a weird time with injuries and whatnot but having McMichael on the wing with Dowd centering the third line feels wrong on a fundamental level
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I know it’s a weird time with injuries and whatnot but having McMichael on the wing with Dowd centering the third line feels wrong on a fundamental level
Is this officially the season of Evangelion in the hockey world? Organ in Anaheim playing the theme song just now
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Is this officially the season of Evangelion in the hockey world? Organ in Anaheim playing the theme song just now
Rare stop of a Leonard breakaway. The kid has been on fire lately
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Rare stop of a Leonard breakaway. The kid has been on fire lately
Let’s pickle this pepper already, I want to watch qualifying live in the morning
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Let’s pickle this pepper already, I want to watch qualifying live in the morning
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He's 35 and they gave him a rookie lap, that's so cool
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He's 35 and they gave him a rookie lap, that's so cool
Shocker that Alan May loves Joel Quennville, who apparently was allowed back into polite hockey society because hockey deciders prioritize results over people
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Shocker that Alan May loves Joel Quennville, who apparently was allowed back into polite hockey society because hockey deciders prioritize results over people
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this is a tangent to that but look at the copy of chungking express i had on tape. ol boy said i know what we need to do for my edition of this one of the best and most beautiful movies, stick my mr potato head with the little beady raisin eyes up in the corner looking like muppet baby rondo hatton
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
this is a tangent to that but look at the copy of chungking express i had on tape. ol boy said i know what we need to do for my edition of this one of the best and most beautiful movies, stick my mr potato head with the little beady raisin eyes up in the corner looking like muppet baby rondo hatton
I like Russ Thaler fine, and we know I’m not an Alexa fan, but the pregame is just weird when it’s Thaler and May together
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I like Russ Thaler fine, and we know I’m not an Alexa fan, but the pregame is just weird when it’s Thaler and May together
How is it still not hockey time? How are there still 10 minutes before the pregame even starts?
a bob 's burgers cartoon shows a family sitting around a table
Alt: a bob 's burgers cartoon shows a family sitting around a table. Tina lays down on the floor on her back, along with a caption that reads “If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.”
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
How is it still not hockey time? How are there still 10 minutes before the pregame even starts?
Enough with the mystery injuries that pop up from out of nowhere already. I will personally turn every knucklehead on the team into a bubble boy if I have to
Capitals announce that Charlie Lindgren won't dress tonight in Anaheim because of an upper-body injury.
Parker Milner was signed as a PTO to back up Logan Thompson tonight. Milner was on the trip as a practice goalie.
Parker Milner was signed as a PTO to back up Logan Thompson tonight. Milner was on the trip as a practice goalie.
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Enough with the mystery injuries that pop up from out of nowhere already. I will personally turn every knucklehead on the team into a bubble boy if I have to
I thought Strangers: Chapter 2 was the most unnecessary sequel that was really just a hamfisted way to announce a trilogy this year, but then I saw FNAF 2. Never thought another movie could overcome that high bar until I left the theatre and saw a poster for Greenland 2. IP mania run amuck
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I thought Strangers: Chapter 2 was the most unnecessary sequel that was really just a hamfisted way to announce a trilogy this year, but then I saw FNAF 2. Never thought another movie could overcome that high bar until I left the theatre and saw a poster for Greenland 2. IP mania run amuck
Guess who didn’t have to take 3 flights of stairs up and down because the garage has reopened?
Minor calamity: the parking garbage at my local theatre is closed for repairs. Now I have to do a few flights of stairs on the way in
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Guess who didn’t have to take 3 flights of stairs up and down because the garage has reopened?
Snow! on the grass here
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Snow! on the grass here
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helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point
Fine, I’ll watch Stranger Things: the College Years
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fine, I’ll watch Stranger Things: the College Years
Found a very old bag of tarter tots in the freezer and we all know what that means: low effort tribute to poutine dinner
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Found a very old bag of tarter tots in the freezer and we all know what that means: low effort tribute to poutine dinner
The Caps scored at such a pace last night that I couldn’t get to it, but during Tuesdays game I saw someone get a minor crushing and hobble around the ice for a while, which turned out to be Sourdif. He finished the game so I didn’t think a lot of it but it didn’t look good. Guess it was trouble
Justin Sourdif, who did not play last night against the San Jose Sharks, will "miss a little bit of time" with a lower-body injury.
Justin Sourdif will ‘miss a little bit of time’ with lower-body injury, per Spencer Carbery
The Capitals suffered yet another injury at center this week, going without Justin Sourdif in Wednesday’s 7-1 win over the San Jose…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Caps scored at such a pace last night that I couldn’t get to it, but during Tuesdays game I saw someone get a minor crushing and hobble around the ice for a while, which turned out to be Sourdif. He finished the game so I didn’t think a lot of it but it didn’t look good. Guess it was trouble
Normally I’d throw shade on Woodbridge because of neighborly disdain but I’m sure half of the federal government will be dragging the whole place by tonight so I’m not going to swing at this one out of DMV solidarity
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Normally I’d throw shade on Woodbridge because of neighborly disdain but I’m sure half of the federal government will be dragging the whole place by tonight so I’m not going to swing at this one out of DMV solidarity
Wasn’t sure what I was going to do for the gaming white elephant next week because it’s tough finding something that could appeal to folks new to ttrpgs in their 20s and also greybeards with 20+ years in the hobby but I think I have found the answer: chubby dragon that lights up
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December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Wasn’t sure what I was going to do for the gaming white elephant next week because it’s tough finding something that could appeal to folks new to ttrpgs in their 20s and also greybeards with 20+ years in the hobby but I think I have found the answer: chubby dragon that lights up