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The Cup Respecter
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I like video games maybe a little too much.
What idiot called it Minas Ithil when the Ithil Tower was right there?
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Wrenched my neck this morning, and my neck is stuck in a position that can only really be described in astronomical coordinates
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not to trauma dump, but I Thufir Hawat. You might say I Thufir every day.
August 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
in-n-out more like inthetrash-n-outtasight
July 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tag yourself, I’m “bood food is bood mood”
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
June 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Surely I can find an NMSU Siakam jersey somewhere…
June 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I'll also only call them "apps" under duress, and never for anything on a proper computer. Those are programs
November 27, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Dontcha wish your girlfriend* was raw** like me***

*garden
**full of sunflowers
***mine
May 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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es lunes
May 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
*extremely saying water bottle to make fun of an English accent voice*
Aristotle
May 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Why does Onosato keep taking the worst pictures lol
March 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Pfft. Mario day? We have plenty of Marios already. What we need is MORE LUIGIS!
March 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”
Bezos bends the knee. Pathetic.
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mac McClung? More like Mac BigLung.
*clears throat*
Because you see he’s out there… jumping around…
*wipes sweat from brow*
So he must have… um… big lungs.
*taps mic*
Is this thing on?
February 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Props should be banned tbh 😡
February 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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PERFECTION - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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It's actually incredibly funny and reasonable and sensible that the Democrats have no idea how to organize themselves for direct action because they've marginalized, undermined, and removed everyone in the party who ever staged a protest 😂
There should be a hundred Democratic House members at the Treasury right now, a hundred more at USAID, and 47 Senators at the Justice Department demanding that all the laws Elon is breaking be enforced.
February 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So many Celtics possessions seem to just end in someone shooting a semi-contested 30’ off balance shot with like 8 seconds on the clock. Is that the Steph effect? The Stephfect if you will?
January 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM