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Salen Stormwing
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A group of ferrets is a business.
I've been here the WHOLE TIME.
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THE JAGUARS ARE LEGENDARY
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Nearly half of the journalists killed this year were murdered in Gaza by Israel.

Since the beginning of its genocide, Israel has killed more than 270 Palestinian journalists and media workers.

Read the Reporters Without Borders report: rsf.org/en/2025-dead...
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
First their was Chaos Chess.
Now there's AIs playing Chess which is like Chaos Chess: Real Life Edition.
#chaoschess #aisareinsane #thatsnothowthatworks
www.youtube.com/shorts/YlMWZ...
ChatGPT vs Meta AI: This Isn’t Chess Anymore
YouTube video by Gotham Moments
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Buck Roger's has passed. R.I.P. Gil Gerard.
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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“A man can never ever become a woman no matter what, but also mRNA can turn a man into a butterfly.”
—Elon Musk, apparently
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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CONGRATS, FALCONS!
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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people just dont want this shit lol
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol

We’ve been saying that since day one
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Chien Pao looking in a mirror.
December 11, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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My fellow #DUUUVAL folk, our Jacksonville Jaguars are now in UNDISPUTED first place in the AFC South! Let's freaking GOOOOO
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Brother I have fucked with all manner of compter shite for decades and never once did misusing the software make me kill myself and I installed Windows 3.1 on a 286.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Give me Xenogears please. Even Emeralda agrees with me.
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Happy gentleman sleuths day #benoitblanc #wakeupdeadman
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
But what is grief, if not love persevering, Charlie Brown
It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for, Charlie Brown
Coffee is for closers, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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My Furry Convention Crowd Work video premieres tonight 7pm EST on YouTube
youtu.be/wa4syN0bBbw?...
Furry Convention Crowd Work | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Voting for the Hard Drive Game Awards Brought to You by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 closes in just under 6 hours

Get your votes in. Remember, CONSUME and OBEY

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Hard Drive Game Awards (Brought to You by Call of Duty Black Ops 7)
Please vote on who you think we should demand wrap it up so we can show commercials instead
docs.google.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I got invited to a preview zootopia screening at Disney in an hour and asked my boss if I could sneak out a bit early.
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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CHEERS, JAGUARS!
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Bill Clinton consistently preyed upon people who were vulnerable, in one way or another
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you told me 25 years ago that Bill Clinton BJ jokes would have a resurgence because of Donald Trump, I'd have called you crazy.

But here we are. No wonder Donnie hated Hillary so much...
a man in a pink shirt is talking to a woman in a white shirt .
ALT: a man in a pink shirt is talking to a woman in a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Someone should tell @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social that he can finally get something close to what he's always wanted. Instead of "Back Mouth", have Vault-Tec's brand new "Shoulder Mouth"! Now he can snack on almonds & say funny things at the same time. #dimension20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECI3...
Fallout Season Two Official Trailer | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM