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Salen Stormwing
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A group of ferrets is a business.
I've been here the WHOLE TIME.
A wise person once said...
October 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey...
October 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
September 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
September 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think this might be appropriate for them.
September 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
July 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
June 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I need Darth Zebra and Astronaut Wolf, and I need them now. Because that implies Zootopia has Star Wars and a Space Race.

Also, the green rubbery suit bunnies... for... uh... reasons. >.>
May 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
May 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
That's easy.
Trying to explain the TOG II... that's difficult.
March 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Give the kids an education for when they're taken into custody by ICE.
March 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
February 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Be the change you want for the world... because you've already done it!
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM
November 9, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Counter-Counterpoint: What if we talk about JD Vance's Google Searching about dolphins having sex with women instead?
August 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
They should have followed that interview with the results of this breaking research project researching Trump's interview.
August 3, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Well at least he doesn't want to sleep on the dolphin this time...
July 31, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Glory to you and your business.
June 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
May 31, 2024 at 12:13 AM
They remind me so much of the 1940's Dr Seuss cartoons...
April 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
"Democrats put pressure on the GOP to give people expanded health care and human rights and to not be bigots! Welp, guess we gotta outlaw abortions."
April 13, 2024 at 2:58 PM
April 13, 2024 at 12:20 PM
March 20, 2024 at 3:17 PM