salem!
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finding out trump will be in philly the same weekend i will also be there is so incredibly disappointing
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
finding out trump will be in philly the same weekend i will also be there is so incredibly disappointing
looked outside during the storm & saw my neighbor’s cybertruck. worse than a tornado tbh
March 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
looked outside during the storm & saw my neighbor’s cybertruck. worse than a tornado tbh
i have reached the age where people i went to high school with are joining pyramid schemes and becoming antivaxxers.
March 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i have reached the age where people i went to high school with are joining pyramid schemes and becoming antivaxxers.
hey someone left their dumpster in the street
March 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
hey someone left their dumpster in the street
discord server discussing punxsutawney phil and global warming. i was inspired
March 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
discord server discussing punxsutawney phil and global warming. i was inspired
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they’re discovering JD vances larger than anyone previously imagined possible
March 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
they’re discovering JD vances larger than anyone previously imagined possible
a year or so ago i made a communal hex jar that i add to once in a while. it is now exclusively used for conservative politicians :)
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
a year or so ago i made a communal hex jar that i add to once in a while. it is now exclusively used for conservative politicians :)
i think tr*mp doing his stupid fucking speech on my birthday is a hate crime
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i think tr*mp doing his stupid fucking speech on my birthday is a hate crime
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(increasingly less ironic each time) in this economy?
March 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
(increasingly less ironic each time) in this economy?
am i allowed to drink this if i’m on antidepressants
March 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
am i allowed to drink this if i’m on antidepressants
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our Mother she hungers
March 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
our Mother she hungers
i put thc concentrate in a piece of cheese simply because i had nothing else and now i am being bullied i am no better than my patients
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i put thc concentrate in a piece of cheese simply because i had nothing else and now i am being bullied i am no better than my patients
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sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it
February 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
this country has me so stressed my doctor just put me on wellbutrin AND hydroxyzine……. maybe this will fix me
February 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
this country has me so stressed my doctor just put me on wellbutrin AND hydroxyzine……. maybe this will fix me
every single day since january 20th i have discovered a new way in which stress can fuck up your body 👍
February 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
every single day since january 20th i have discovered a new way in which stress can fuck up your body 👍
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i just started breaking out in hives from thinking about the government
January 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i just started breaking out in hives from thinking about the government
it is not a coincidence that my life went downhill when redbull stopped making the pomegranate flavor
January 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
it is not a coincidence that my life went downhill when redbull stopped making the pomegranate flavor
walking downtown visibly queer with 3 knives on me shaking like a chihuahua (if a republican speaks to me i’m crashing out)
January 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
walking downtown visibly queer with 3 knives on me shaking like a chihuahua (if a republican speaks to me i’m crashing out)
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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
i love seeing angel numbers via credit card debt🥰🥰
January 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i love seeing angel numbers via credit card debt🥰🥰
vicariously living through a minecraft guillotine
January 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
vicariously living through a minecraft guillotine
i have to leave the door open when i shower so my cat can sit like this and stare at me or he screams outside the whole time
January 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i have to leave the door open when i shower so my cat can sit like this and stare at me or he screams outside the whole time