Your Wife, Salem
@salamiimommii.bsky.social
Agender, Asexual, Writer, Minimum wage employee, He/She/They, 20, 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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Hi I’m Salem, I enjoy the following things:
• Writing.
• Horror. (Movies & Games)
• MTG. (Magic the Gathering)
• Cats.
• Vintage.
• Physical Media. (CDs/VHS/Vinyl/Books/DVDs)
• Photography.
• Music. (I listen to most genres)
• Video Games.
If any of that interests you feel free to follow/Interact.
• Writing.
• Horror. (Movies & Games)
• MTG. (Magic the Gathering)
• Cats.
• Vintage.
• Physical Media. (CDs/VHS/Vinyl/Books/DVDs)
• Photography.
• Music. (I listen to most genres)
• Video Games.
If any of that interests you feel free to follow/Interact.
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what if he was niceferatu
January 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
what if he was niceferatu
Spent 15 minutes trying to log in before I realized I was putting in the wrong email.
January 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Spent 15 minutes trying to log in before I realized I was putting in the wrong email.
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Listen. You are going to offer me a multigrain cracker as a treat. You will do this in a way that makes sure your fingers are out of reach. Then I am going to take it in the fastest and most anxiety-inducing way I possibly can. Do you understand? #ratsofbluesky
November 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Listen. You are going to offer me a multigrain cracker as a treat. You will do this in a way that makes sure your fingers are out of reach. Then I am going to take it in the fastest and most anxiety-inducing way I possibly can. Do you understand? #ratsofbluesky
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A quick drawing I did of Omega Sova last night w/ headcannons my bestie and I came up with 🤭 #valorant #valorantfanart #valorantart #sova #sashanovikov #valorantsova #art #digitalart
November 13, 2024 at 4:35 AM
A quick drawing I did of Omega Sova last night w/ headcannons my bestie and I came up with 🤭 #valorant #valorantfanart #valorantart #sova #sashanovikov #valorantsova #art #digitalart
The four horsemen of need to be banned already #pokemonpocket #Pokemoncardpocket
November 13, 2024 at 12:44 AM
The four horsemen of need to be banned already #pokemonpocket #Pokemoncardpocket
Im not the most artistically inclined but I enjoyed this #mouthwashing
November 4, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Im not the most artistically inclined but I enjoyed this #mouthwashing
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October 28, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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“In the back of my mind, it’s always there…”
Anya #Mouthwashing, they could never make me hate you
( #fanart #WIP )
Anya #Mouthwashing, they could never make me hate you
( #fanart #WIP )
October 28, 2024 at 3:30 AM
“In the back of my mind, it’s always there…”
Anya #Mouthwashing, they could never make me hate you
( #fanart #WIP )
Anya #Mouthwashing, they could never make me hate you
( #fanart #WIP )
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October 28, 2024 at 4:42 AM
October 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I need to go onto ADHD medication istg.
October 28, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I need to go onto ADHD medication istg.
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October 28, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Anya I love you Shelley I love you together I love you times one million #mouthwashing #mouthwashinggame
October 27, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Anya I love you Shelley I love you together I love you times one million #mouthwashing #mouthwashinggame
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This is a great poem by Danielle Coffyn.
IF ADAM PICKED THE APPLE
IF ADAM PICKED THE APPLE
October 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
This is a great poem by Danielle Coffyn.
IF ADAM PICKED THE APPLE
IF ADAM PICKED THE APPLE
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Remember when Starbucks insane last ceo decided that his New Big Thing was olive oil in coffee, which was like, a potion of shitting your pants
October 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Remember when Starbucks insane last ceo decided that his New Big Thing was olive oil in coffee, which was like, a potion of shitting your pants
Depression so bad they calling it Courtney Cox’s plastic surgery.
October 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Depression so bad they calling it Courtney Cox’s plastic surgery.
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Of course I have friends—they’re called books, plants, and pets.
October 20, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Of course I have friends—they’re called books, plants, and pets.
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I THINK WE SHOULD CALL BSKY POSTS "BISCUITS"
what do u think guys
bskt
"i just saw this funny biscuit bro let me send it to you"
what do u think guys
bskt
"i just saw this funny biscuit bro let me send it to you"
October 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I THINK WE SHOULD CALL BSKY POSTS "BISCUITS"
what do u think guys
bskt
"i just saw this funny biscuit bro let me send it to you"
what do u think guys
bskt
"i just saw this funny biscuit bro let me send it to you"
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If you want to read a weird unmarketable genre mashup, then the first book in my Cruel Gods series is still FREE for today!
mybook.to/TheThirteent...
Ironically, by posting this, I am making this book marketable! 😱 Oh no!
mybook.to/TheThirteent...
Ironically, by posting this, I am making this book marketable! 😱 Oh no!
October 20, 2024 at 2:49 PM
If you want to read a weird unmarketable genre mashup, then the first book in my Cruel Gods series is still FREE for today!
mybook.to/TheThirteent...
Ironically, by posting this, I am making this book marketable! 😱 Oh no!
mybook.to/TheThirteent...
Ironically, by posting this, I am making this book marketable! 😱 Oh no!
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Never ask a man his height*
Never ask a woman her age*
And never, ever, EVER ask an indie developer when the game is coming out.
Never ask a woman her age*
And never, ever, EVER ask an indie developer when the game is coming out.
October 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Never ask a man his height*
Never ask a woman her age*
And never, ever, EVER ask an indie developer when the game is coming out.
Never ask a woman her age*
And never, ever, EVER ask an indie developer when the game is coming out.
New MTG movie posters 👀👀
October 20, 2024 at 9:16 PM
New MTG movie posters 👀👀