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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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muppet labs 🧪
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeee, punter went for a ride
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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worm
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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the silver lining about taking a tough loss in a college football game is that at least it was only a practice game. the actual football games don't start until tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Heh. I actually do "experience pleasure," just like any normal person. I have pleasurable experiences every day. I read books, of course, and watch movies. Even the odd television show. I consume food and experience the same pleasure as everybody else. I enjoy things. I am capable of enjoying things
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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gobble gobble — it’s halloween week in the nfl! while some lucky nfl teams will find a valentine in their stocking, others will find a veteran or president
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Free Palestine forever 🇵🇸
September 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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throughout this month we'll finally drop SCORIGAMI on youtube, free to watch for everybody. first episode premieres live tomorrow night at 9 p.m. eastern

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...
When a tractor company played in the NFL | SCORIGAMI, Part 1 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
www.youtube.com
September 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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get mr beast away from my football i shouldnt even have to know he exists, this is a breach of trust
September 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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here's a post you might enjoy
August 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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An immensely obscure tiny detail in Super Mario Sunshine is that Strollin' Stus have heightened awareness of Mario if he has no water left. Pumping FLUDD with no water makes them notice Mario from much further away. This took players 22 years after the game's release to discover.
June 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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a joyeux #makeaterriblecomicday2025 to u all
June 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM