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Maureen
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They heard there’s snow coming ❄️
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I want this why is it $150
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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that this happened at a healthcare event is just A+, no notes
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The few remaining shreds of the American flags hanging off the back really bring the whole thing together beautifully
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’ve done pretty much nothing but sit and lay around all day, why does my back hurt so much I can barely walk 😅
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My favorite podcast liked my post in their Facebook group ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Cancelling my $180/month online therapy and replacing it with a much more helpful $12/month Spotify subscription 🧡
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Did you know you can listen to polkas at work
October 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I took a calming thc gummy the other night and then did over twice the number of steps inside my apartment than I had done at any other point in the day. I’m sure this is normal.
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Nothing makes me change a radio station faster than when 105.5 stops the music and says “SRN News, keeping you in touch with your world”
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Seasonal pig
September 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“It was back when I thought I wanted to golf… turns out I don’t.”
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nothing I love more than being woken up by a text from my bank telling me my balance is below $0

Oh well time to go to work so I can continue to just barely survive in this hell world
September 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’m trying to get dressed for work and when I went to pull my sports bra over my head, I whacked myself in the face with it

Twice
September 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What is my breakfast trying to do
September 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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The wall to wall Charlie Kirk coverage is a nightmare, but if it helps, we seem to forget all of our shooting victims pretty quickly in America.
September 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When the only person to angry react my posts is the priest who pled guilty to abusing a minor and spent time in prison

And they wonder why I refuse to associate with the church
September 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Apparently nothing brings me back to the misery of childhood as much as trying to sleep in a bed
August 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Over the past two days, two people have told me I look tired

I’m always tired, that’s just my face
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
AMERICA

where you have to hope that pain isn’t a heart attack cuz you don’t have $200 to spend at urgent care for them to tell you you pulled a muscle
August 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Jules eating her orange chicken and rice and showing me exactly how many regrets she has for peeing down my shirt while I was trimming her nails after her bath
August 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
HECK
August 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fruit and veggie prep - 2 green bell peppers, 2 pounds of strawberries, a small watermelon, 2 pounds of grapes, and a bunch of broccoli

Plus a container of scraps for the pigs
August 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM