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Maureen
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They heard there’s snow coming ❄️
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I want this why is it $150
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
The few remaining shreds of the American flags hanging off the back really bring the whole thing together beautifully
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My favorite podcast liked my post in their Facebook group ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I took a calming thc gummy the other night and then did over twice the number of steps inside my apartment than I had done at any other point in the day. I’m sure this is normal.
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Seasonal pig
September 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What is my breakfast trying to do
September 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Jules eating her orange chicken and rice and showing me exactly how many regrets she has for peeing down my shirt while I was trimming her nails after her bath
August 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
HECK
August 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fruit and veggie prep - 2 green bell peppers, 2 pounds of strawberries, a small watermelon, 2 pounds of grapes, and a bunch of broccoli

Plus a container of scraps for the pigs
August 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I will literally never see this number and not go “BOOF” (cuz that’s what I called Lucy and her birthday was 9-27-03)
July 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Look at these lazy alcoholic freeloaders
June 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
May 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
May 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I thought this was a can of air freshener
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Love my new hair resistant work pants
April 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Excuse you
March 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Why are you so obsessed with me omg
March 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Did you know that when you’re an Adult you can eat cheese fries at 8am and no one can stop you
March 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’ve got to remember to use this app more.

Here’s a salad I just made at midnight like a normal person
February 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Just checked my Fitbit whatnots and apparently I died around noon yesterday
February 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I decorated for my favorite holiday !!!!!!!!
February 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Out here eating fresh veggies like we can afford to 🤑🤑🤑
February 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
February 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM