Maureen
@saladhootsface.bsky.social
They heard there’s snow coming ❄️
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They heard there’s snow coming ❄️
I want this why is it $150
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I want this why is it $150
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Reposted by Maureen
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate.
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that this happened at a healthcare event is just A+, no notes
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
that this happened at a healthcare event is just A+, no notes
The few remaining shreds of the American flags hanging off the back really bring the whole thing together beautifully
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The few remaining shreds of the American flags hanging off the back really bring the whole thing together beautifully
I’ve done pretty much nothing but sit and lay around all day, why does my back hurt so much I can barely walk 😅
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’ve done pretty much nothing but sit and lay around all day, why does my back hurt so much I can barely walk 😅
My favorite podcast liked my post in their Facebook group ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My favorite podcast liked my post in their Facebook group ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Cancelling my $180/month online therapy and replacing it with a much more helpful $12/month Spotify subscription 🧡
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Cancelling my $180/month online therapy and replacing it with a much more helpful $12/month Spotify subscription 🧡
Did you know you can listen to polkas at work
October 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did you know you can listen to polkas at work
I took a calming thc gummy the other night and then did over twice the number of steps inside my apartment than I had done at any other point in the day. I’m sure this is normal.
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I took a calming thc gummy the other night and then did over twice the number of steps inside my apartment than I had done at any other point in the day. I’m sure this is normal.
Nothing makes me change a radio station faster than when 105.5 stops the music and says “SRN News, keeping you in touch with your world”
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nothing makes me change a radio station faster than when 105.5 stops the music and says “SRN News, keeping you in touch with your world”
“It was back when I thought I wanted to golf… turns out I don’t.”
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“It was back when I thought I wanted to golf… turns out I don’t.”
Nothing I love more than being woken up by a text from my bank telling me my balance is below $0
Oh well time to go to work so I can continue to just barely survive in this hell world
Oh well time to go to work so I can continue to just barely survive in this hell world
September 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Nothing I love more than being woken up by a text from my bank telling me my balance is below $0
Oh well time to go to work so I can continue to just barely survive in this hell world
Oh well time to go to work so I can continue to just barely survive in this hell world
I’m trying to get dressed for work and when I went to pull my sports bra over my head, I whacked myself in the face with it
Twice
Twice
September 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m trying to get dressed for work and when I went to pull my sports bra over my head, I whacked myself in the face with it
Twice
Twice
What is my breakfast trying to do
September 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What is my breakfast trying to do
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The wall to wall Charlie Kirk coverage is a nightmare, but if it helps, we seem to forget all of our shooting victims pretty quickly in America.
September 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The wall to wall Charlie Kirk coverage is a nightmare, but if it helps, we seem to forget all of our shooting victims pretty quickly in America.
When the only person to angry react my posts is the priest who pled guilty to abusing a minor and spent time in prison
And they wonder why I refuse to associate with the church
And they wonder why I refuse to associate with the church
September 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
When the only person to angry react my posts is the priest who pled guilty to abusing a minor and spent time in prison
And they wonder why I refuse to associate with the church
And they wonder why I refuse to associate with the church
Apparently nothing brings me back to the misery of childhood as much as trying to sleep in a bed
August 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Apparently nothing brings me back to the misery of childhood as much as trying to sleep in a bed
Over the past two days, two people have told me I look tired
I’m always tired, that’s just my face
I’m always tired, that’s just my face
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Over the past two days, two people have told me I look tired
I’m always tired, that’s just my face
I’m always tired, that’s just my face
AMERICA
where you have to hope that pain isn’t a heart attack cuz you don’t have $200 to spend at urgent care for them to tell you you pulled a muscle
where you have to hope that pain isn’t a heart attack cuz you don’t have $200 to spend at urgent care for them to tell you you pulled a muscle
August 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
AMERICA
where you have to hope that pain isn’t a heart attack cuz you don’t have $200 to spend at urgent care for them to tell you you pulled a muscle
where you have to hope that pain isn’t a heart attack cuz you don’t have $200 to spend at urgent care for them to tell you you pulled a muscle
Jules eating her orange chicken and rice and showing me exactly how many regrets she has for peeing down my shirt while I was trimming her nails after her bath
August 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Jules eating her orange chicken and rice and showing me exactly how many regrets she has for peeing down my shirt while I was trimming her nails after her bath
Fruit and veggie prep - 2 green bell peppers, 2 pounds of strawberries, a small watermelon, 2 pounds of grapes, and a bunch of broccoli
Plus a container of scraps for the pigs
Plus a container of scraps for the pigs
August 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Fruit and veggie prep - 2 green bell peppers, 2 pounds of strawberries, a small watermelon, 2 pounds of grapes, and a bunch of broccoli
Plus a container of scraps for the pigs
Plus a container of scraps for the pigs