Sal Needs Coffee
@sal-needs-coffee.bsky.social
College professor. Guitar player. Tomfoolery advocate. I like tattoos, video games, and the Oxford comma.
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets.
• Joy Reid
• Don Lemon
• Melissa Harris-Perry
• Tiffany Cross
• Jemele Hill
• Marc Lamont Hill
• Karen Attiah
• Amber Ruffin
• Joy Reid
• Don Lemon
• Melissa Harris-Perry
• Tiffany Cross
• Jemele Hill
• Marc Lamont Hill
• Karen Attiah
• Amber Ruffin
September 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets.
• Joy Reid
• Don Lemon
• Melissa Harris-Perry
• Tiffany Cross
• Jemele Hill
• Marc Lamont Hill
• Karen Attiah
• Amber Ruffin
• Joy Reid
• Don Lemon
• Melissa Harris-Perry
• Tiffany Cross
• Jemele Hill
• Marc Lamont Hill
• Karen Attiah
• Amber Ruffin
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Americans have short memories—keep reminding them. PLEASE SHARE!
September 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Americans have short memories—keep reminding them. PLEASE SHARE!
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Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
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Why won’t the Epstein mess change their minds? How can we flip them? What message can we bring to a Trump voter to change their thinking?
I’m going to say this as gently as I can: You can’t. You can’t change a three-time Trump voter.
open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
I’m going to say this as gently as I can: You can’t. You can’t change a three-time Trump voter.
open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
The Epstein Files Fallout Will Not Touch Him
And I am very sorry to say that...
open.substack.com
July 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Why won’t the Epstein mess change their minds? How can we flip them? What message can we bring to a Trump voter to change their thinking?
I’m going to say this as gently as I can: You can’t. You can’t change a three-time Trump voter.
open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
I’m going to say this as gently as I can: You can’t. You can’t change a three-time Trump voter.
open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
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The original undocumented immigrants.
The official DHS account is now tweeting about “your homeland’s heritage”
July 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The original undocumented immigrants.
Them: "We agree on more than we disagree."
Me: "I dunno, concentration camps and Nazi stormtroopers are a dealbreaker for me and they should be for you."
Them: "Liberal cuck."
Me: "I dunno, concentration camps and Nazi stormtroopers are a dealbreaker for me and they should be for you."
Them: "Liberal cuck."
July 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Them: "We agree on more than we disagree."
Me: "I dunno, concentration camps and Nazi stormtroopers are a dealbreaker for me and they should be for you."
Them: "Liberal cuck."
Me: "I dunno, concentration camps and Nazi stormtroopers are a dealbreaker for me and they should be for you."
Them: "Liberal cuck."
How about "abolish ICE and also let's primary John Fetterman"?
What’s outrageous is pretending this cruelty is necessary. What’s inappropriate is defending it while our communities suffer.
We don’t need more masked men in tactical gear, we need humanity.
We don’t need more masked men in tactical gear, we need humanity.
July 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
How about "abolish ICE and also let's primary John Fetterman"?
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Phew! What with all the incoming death and destruction, at least the jobs report is expected to be spectacu... oh wait
www.cnbc.com/2025/07/02/a...
www.cnbc.com/2025/07/02/a...
The private sector lost 33,000 jobs in June, badly missing expectations for a 100,000 increase, ADP says
Economists polled by Dow Jones forecasted an increase of 100,000 for the month.
www.cnbc.com
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Phew! What with all the incoming death and destruction, at least the jobs report is expected to be spectacu... oh wait
www.cnbc.com/2025/07/02/a...
www.cnbc.com/2025/07/02/a...
"Smells like bronze color corrector, gold spray paint, ketamine, and literal shit in a dementia patient's diaper."
Here he is, folks. The President of the United States selling his new men’s cologne for $199 and women’s perfume for $249.
July 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Smells like bronze color corrector, gold spray paint, ketamine, and literal shit in a dementia patient's diaper."
Yall it’s in a strip mall with a yogurt shop and a senior center, it’s not fucking Baghdad.
I obtained this from a community member minutes after arriving on scene following a raid at the Cypress Park Home Depot this morning. they detained day laborers.
June 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Yall it’s in a strip mall with a yogurt shop and a senior center, it’s not fucking Baghdad.
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Time for some real talk: @thexylom.com, the only Asian American-run news outlet covering science, climate, and the environment, will run out of funding in July if we don't secure $7,500 by the end of the month. I might lose my job at a time while waiting for a visa extension -- a nightmare scenario.
Urgent! Every Dollar Counts!
We grow science with words, and are the only Asian American-run science newsroom: independent, nonprofit, led by Gen-Z! The Xylom needs to raise $7,500 by the end of the month to stay afloat. Please…
fundrazr.com
June 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Time for some real talk: @thexylom.com, the only Asian American-run news outlet covering science, climate, and the environment, will run out of funding in July if we don't secure $7,500 by the end of the month. I might lose my job at a time while waiting for a visa extension -- a nightmare scenario.
Shouldn't you be able to grow facial hair before you're allowed to (checks notes) defend the entire US population against terrorist attacks?
Shouldn't you also, I dunno, have been ALIVE during 9/11?
Shouldn't you also, I dunno, have been ALIVE during 9/11?
Reminder again: this is the 22 year old boy Trump put in charge of preventing a terror attack at home:
June 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Shouldn't you be able to grow facial hair before you're allowed to (checks notes) defend the entire US population against terrorist attacks?
Shouldn't you also, I dunno, have been ALIVE during 9/11?
Shouldn't you also, I dunno, have been ALIVE during 9/11?
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June 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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It was always a crystal clear 100% certainty that if the orange convicted felon was sent back into the White House instead of being sent to prison that he would bring the United States into war, economic collapse and total chaos. This is on everyone who voted for him.
June 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It was always a crystal clear 100% certainty that if the orange convicted felon was sent back into the White House instead of being sent to prison that he would bring the United States into war, economic collapse and total chaos. This is on everyone who voted for him.
Oh good, the Democratic plan of (checks notes) "letting geriatric dementia patients shuffleboard their way through committee meetings until they die at their desks weeks after assuming office" seems to be going really great, everyone.
Just in: David Hogg is leaving his position as DNC vice chair after the party voted to redo the role's election.
This follows intense infighting, and as Hogg told us, anger with his plan to oust what he called "asleep at the wheel" incumbents in primaries around the US.
🎧 Listen to the ep here.
This follows intense infighting, and as Hogg told us, anger with his plan to oust what he called "asleep at the wheel" incumbents in primaries around the US.
🎧 Listen to the ep here.
David Hogg’s fight for the future of the Democratic Party
The gun control activist and DNC vice chair is targeting “asleep at the wheel” incumbents. But could his primary strategy lead to his own ousting?
www.motherjones.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh good, the Democratic plan of (checks notes) "letting geriatric dementia patients shuffleboard their way through committee meetings until they die at their desks weeks after assuming office" seems to be going really great, everyone.
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I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
June 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
This is abjectly terrifying but also... why does this Nazi look like he's doing a Ron Burgundy impression?
The male loneliness epidemic seems like a skill issue to me.
(Also, I'm wildly terrified at terrorism protection in the US going forward)
The male loneliness epidemic seems like a skill issue to me.
(Also, I'm wildly terrified at terrorism protection in the US going forward)
June 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This is abjectly terrifying but also... why does this Nazi look like he's doing a Ron Burgundy impression?
The male loneliness epidemic seems like a skill issue to me.
(Also, I'm wildly terrified at terrorism protection in the US going forward)
The male loneliness epidemic seems like a skill issue to me.
(Also, I'm wildly terrified at terrorism protection in the US going forward)
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He's right. "Nothing short of devastating"
By @holdenthorp.bsky.social @science.org
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
By @holdenthorp.bsky.social @science.org
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
June 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
He's right. "Nothing short of devastating"
By @holdenthorp.bsky.social @science.org
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
By @holdenthorp.bsky.social @science.org
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
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Thinking you’re going to get an apology and remorse from the people who voted for this is like thinking your narcissistic parent is going to apologize for your childhood. These people think not apologizing or acknowledging regret is a virtue. And additionally, a form of image control.
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Thinking you’re going to get an apology and remorse from the people who voted for this is like thinking your narcissistic parent is going to apologize for your childhood. These people think not apologizing or acknowledging regret is a virtue. And additionally, a form of image control.