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Sal Needs Coffee
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College professor. Guitar player. Tomfoolery advocate. I like tattoos, video games, and the Oxford comma.
They’re already worse and they will not get better under any circumstances in the foreseeable future so this will be past the news cycle in a week.
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So what? They do that anyway with everything. That’s what cults do. They’re not going to see reason, ever, for any reason.
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I mean we ALREADY had political assassinations against Democrats this year. 🤷‍♂️. They’re gonna use guns because it’s their MO.
September 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Gotta respect the commitment to the bit.
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Chaser:
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Avatar the Last Airbender obvs
a cartoon character from nickelodeon is looking sad
ALT: a cartoon character from nickelodeon is looking sad
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August 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“My likelihood function minimization told me to commit a crime” bitch get better training data
July 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Narrator: "They ceded their moral authority decades ago."
July 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If only there was some way that this could have been prevented by, say, a sitting Senator who enabled the criminal in charge for (checks notes) the entirety of the last decade.
July 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Narrator: “They did not”
July 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yeah, apparently the memo of "pissing off our client base in order to appease billionaire oligarchs and overlords tends to end badly for everyone" didn't get through. They can contact Elon Musk or Target to learn.
July 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yeah, they'll keep blaming Biden, DEI, Mexicans, Jewish space lasers, "the global elites changing weather", whatever. Pretending this will change the deepest cult members' minds is deliriously dangerous.
July 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yeah because why run massively popular, grassroots campaigns to overtake a wildly unpopular, out of touch establishment when you could just put another geriatric dementia patient in charge of things like AI and the interwebs and the global economy.
July 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM