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Saito Sakaki
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twitter: we will brutally kill everyone by january 8th
the userbase: i can't leave. my followers need me.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Passed out homemade fudge this year to work pals, family, and others working for my company.

Getting lots of good feedback and a few tips on how to make it more fudgey, for lack of a better word.

Hoping to nail that recipe next year.
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I'm dreaming of a plaid Christmas, completely unlike the ones I used to know.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The first is my sentiment on Andy Griffith's character refusing to carry a gun.
The second is my response to why Barney Fife got to keep his gun.

The range I can swivel in a heartbest is vast it seems. XD
December 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I want to get a smart doorbell and reprogram it, so the bell sound is Meridia from the Elder Scrolls deafeningly shouting “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!”

If the solicitor isn’t deaf after that, then I’ve failed.
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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This is awkward, but as of yesterday I'm no longer employed with Nightdive Studios. I'm currently looking for full-time work and would be happy to share more info via DMs. I'm also open to freelance work!
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Christ, what an asshole.
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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New York passes law requiring ads to disclose if AI actors are in it

They've also banned deepfakes of deceased performers without their estate’s consent
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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feel old yet? paul galesko turns 100 today and is still anxiously awaiting parole. happy birthday mr. galesko we love you
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Settings > Voice & Video > Video > scroll down and uncheck "Use our advanced technology to capture your screen"
heads up for any gamers, i was trying to figure out why my frame rate was having horrific stutters every so often, and i think it's because discord added a fucking clipping/replay feature and enabled it without telling me. things seem more stable now that i turned it off.

disclaimer: my pc sucks rn
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Announcement:

I will not be writing a GameFAQs guide for Yakuza Kiwami 3/Dark Ties.

Full statement below:
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Pass it on: Sinners is probably the best film of the year.
The way Penske Media publications are locking Sinners out of their Best of 2025 lists is white supremacist bullshit

Oh you didn’t know Variety and Rolling Stone answer to the same master? Now you do
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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7 Guys
We thought this one would chase the sixth one off.

9 Guys
We DIDN'T fucking learn our lesson.

2 Guys
We got em, but it cost us so much.

4 Guys
Nature is healing.

6 Guys
GODDAMMIT
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM