Hotaru
@sailorsaturnrn.bsky.social
registered nurse | certified sassbasket | always undercaffeinated | opinions are my own | 🏳️🌈
what up nerds
a man in a black shirt and black pants is sitting on a wooden platform .
ALT: a man in a black shirt and black pants is sitting on a wooden platform .
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December 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
what up nerds
hi.
i still exist. everything has just been a lot lately.
i still exist. everything has just been a lot lately.
September 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
hi.
i still exist. everything has just been a lot lately.
i still exist. everything has just been a lot lately.
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Every single thing about this is great. EVERY. SINGLE. THING.
“Life is better when we leap together.” Kermit the Frog delivered a commencement speech at the University of Maryland on Thursday, the alma mater of his creator, Jim Henson. nyti.ms/4dwMuhQ
May 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Every single thing about this is great. EVERY. SINGLE. THING.
first week at new job was lovely. people are super nice. the lack of existential dread in the mornings is my fave part tho
May 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
first week at new job was lovely. people are super nice. the lack of existential dread in the mornings is my fave part tho
finally done with the WORST job i've ever had. 8th person in 7 months to leave this team and the 5th to leave it for the same reason.
no one has dealt with the reason.
no one has dealt with the reason.
May 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
finally done with the WORST job i've ever had. 8th person in 7 months to leave this team and the 5th to leave it for the same reason.
no one has dealt with the reason.
no one has dealt with the reason.
new job accommodating all of my squished together strategic scheduling asks we cheered 🥹
May 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
new job accommodating all of my squished together strategic scheduling asks we cheered 🥹
i'm back. feeling a bit better.
May 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i'm back. feeling a bit better.
Not really sure what to say on here anymore. Maybe coming back was a mistake.
April 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not really sure what to say on here anymore. Maybe coming back was a mistake.
It’s been a long week
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s been a long week
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what being alive currently feels like
April 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
what being alive currently feels like
I love how it was 90° a few days ago and now we have a freeze warning
April 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I love how it was 90° a few days ago and now we have a freeze warning
most of my family @ me: "we miss you, we should talk more"
also that same family: never answers calls/texts/emails/carrier pigeons/etc EVER
but then they complain about ME not being in contact. make it make sense.
also that same family: never answers calls/texts/emails/carrier pigeons/etc EVER
but then they complain about ME not being in contact. make it make sense.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
most of my family @ me: "we miss you, we should talk more"
also that same family: never answers calls/texts/emails/carrier pigeons/etc EVER
but then they complain about ME not being in contact. make it make sense.
also that same family: never answers calls/texts/emails/carrier pigeons/etc EVER
but then they complain about ME not being in contact. make it make sense.
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I have given the country
to a guy afraid
of the basilisks
in his mind
and who probably sent you a poop emoji last year
forgive me
the windmills in my mind
were making me gay
and eggs too expensive
because of vaccines
to a guy afraid
of the basilisks
in his mind
and who probably sent you a poop emoji last year
forgive me
the windmills in my mind
were making me gay
and eggs too expensive
because of vaccines
April 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I have given the country
to a guy afraid
of the basilisks
in his mind
and who probably sent you a poop emoji last year
forgive me
the windmills in my mind
were making me gay
and eggs too expensive
because of vaccines
to a guy afraid
of the basilisks
in his mind
and who probably sent you a poop emoji last year
forgive me
the windmills in my mind
were making me gay
and eggs too expensive
because of vaccines
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They say we're dumb and don't we know
Our POTUS is a fusty toe
No one knows what’s lies or true
But they’ve done something we could never do
Babe
They got Yoon babe, they got Yoon babe
Our POTUS is a fusty toe
No one knows what’s lies or true
But they’ve done something we could never do
Babe
They got Yoon babe, they got Yoon babe
April 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They say we're dumb and don't we know
Our POTUS is a fusty toe
No one knows what’s lies or true
But they’ve done something we could never do
Babe
They got Yoon babe, they got Yoon babe
Our POTUS is a fusty toe
No one knows what’s lies or true
But they’ve done something we could never do
Babe
They got Yoon babe, they got Yoon babe
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My milkshake brings the boys to the yard. My fries attract women to my veranda. Sometimes I forget to put the twist thingy on the bread and get ants on the counter.
November 13, 2024 at 5:40 AM
My milkshake brings the boys to the yard. My fries attract women to my veranda. Sometimes I forget to put the twist thingy on the bread and get ants on the counter.
i would legit give my left arm if the place i interviewed for would call me with an offer. so anxious. i have so much riding on this. plssss universe
April 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i would legit give my left arm if the place i interviewed for would call me with an offer. so anxious. i have so much riding on this. plssss universe
No cooties, I guess I just have a cold. Either way I feel like garbage.
April 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
No cooties, I guess I just have a cold. Either way I feel like garbage.
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Spending $25 million of my own money to accidentally make even more people hate me and vote against my dogshit ideas
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Spending $25 million of my own money to accidentally make even more people hate me and vote against my dogshit ideas
Oh and I’m basically made of heartburn rn too. Amazing
April 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh and I’m basically made of heartburn rn too. Amazing
Getting respiratory sick now. Love that for me. As if I didn’t feel like enough crap already.
April 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Getting respiratory sick now. Love that for me. As if I didn’t feel like enough crap already.
Can’t sleep. Feel like crap. I’m tired of this defective flesh prison.
March 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can’t sleep. Feel like crap. I’m tired of this defective flesh prison.