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eat your girl out or I will
February 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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this email will not find you. no one ever will
i hope this email fucks your wife in front of you
i hope this email finds you violently. i hope this email fuckin clobbers you. i hope this email maims you
February 25, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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love how it's been a centuries-old tradition of conservatives to make the people they want to ridicule seem cool as hell
February 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Damn shawty peculiar and of mysterious origin
February 22, 2024 at 3:58 AM
he is literally so babygirl
#petpics
February 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
re-reading Loveless by Alice Osman for aromantic awareness week 💙📚

this book reset my brain chemistry a year ago and forever changed the way i think about love. highly recommend for anyone trying to cultivate lasting connections
February 21, 2024 at 4:57 PM
#wquers

Wordle 977 3/6

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February 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
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we fixed acid rain! we fixed the ozone layer! we beat polio! we’ve rescued scores of species from the brink of extinction! the despair many of us feel about climate change isn’t that it’s too big to fix. it’s that we know it is fixable but we’re being thwarted by greedy ghouls at every turn.
The other day I was like “you know something we heard a lot about as kids was acid rain, why don’t we hear about it anymore”

TURNS OUT we fixed it???
We! fixed! acid! rain! And we can fix climate change 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
October 25, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law

Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly

Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor

OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal

media: should shoplifters be executed?
January 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
fruity in the way a tomato is a fruit
February 21, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called

Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird

Me: holy shit
February 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way
February 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM