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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
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Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game
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March 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game
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If Jesus ever comes back I’m pretty sure he’ll immediately kill himself
March 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If Jesus ever comes back I’m pretty sure he’ll immediately kill himself
spotify pls make it so that when I like a song on an album (provided it’s essentially the same track on any deluxe album that is released afterward) it is also automatically liked on the deluxe album. no reason for me to have 7 different versions of human nature by Michael Jackson in my liked songs
March 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
spotify pls make it so that when I like a song on an album (provided it’s essentially the same track on any deluxe album that is released afterward) it is also automatically liked on the deluxe album. no reason for me to have 7 different versions of human nature by Michael Jackson in my liked songs
apparently this page is going to be full of me making complaints about relatively innocuous problems and products
March 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
apparently this page is going to be full of me making complaints about relatively innocuous problems and products
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March 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
genuinely wtf happened to curly fries. what does a bitch have to do to be able to find a place that serves good curly fries we have failed as a nation
March 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
genuinely wtf happened to curly fries. what does a bitch have to do to be able to find a place that serves good curly fries we have failed as a nation
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Everything about this story is nuts
"I'm interpreting the law any way I want, the way Trump would interpret laws as he sees fit," the snack magnate told a local paper.
'Pirate's Booty' Founder Goes Rogue, Attempts City Council Coup
"I'm interpreting the law any way I want, the way Trump would interpret laws as he sees fit," the snack magnate told a local paper.
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March 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Everything about this story is nuts
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The Onion knew. Look at the date.
March 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Onion knew. Look at the date.
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lmao getting fact checked irl
March 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
lmao getting fact checked irl
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Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:
March 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:
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At the Mike Lawler empty chair town hall in Peekskill, 102 year old Dee in danger of losing her Medicaid, heard FDR on the radio in 1935 when he created Social Security. @indivisible.org
March 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
At the Mike Lawler empty chair town hall in Peekskill, 102 year old Dee in danger of losing her Medicaid, heard FDR on the radio in 1935 when he created Social Security. @indivisible.org
I genuinely feel like a winning strategy for dems would be to attract some young generation republican names (e.g. a young romney or somethn, probably somebody better) and sell them as centrist or right-leaning dems to try and capture the young republican vote - pro-union, pro-veteran, pro-small biz
March 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I genuinely feel like a winning strategy for dems would be to attract some young generation republican names (e.g. a young romney or somethn, probably somebody better) and sell them as centrist or right-leaning dems to try and capture the young republican vote - pro-union, pro-veteran, pro-small biz
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some helpful reminders:
-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
March 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
some helpful reminders:
-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
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Us freeing ourselves from kings only to bring them back several hundred years later would be the appropriate conclusion given our founders' obsession with ancient Rome
March 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Us freeing ourselves from kings only to bring them back several hundred years later would be the appropriate conclusion given our founders' obsession with ancient Rome
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Maybe the most illustrative sentence about what’s going on that I’ve read in weeks.
February 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Maybe the most illustrative sentence about what’s going on that I’ve read in weeks.
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This is an important point I think. Opposition to Musk isn't based on philosophical or political views. It's between people who know when they're being conned and people who don't. Whether we still have a functioning country after this depends on how many of us fall for the wallet inspector gag
Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol
The man currently destroying the U.S. government has changed his name on Twitter to Harry Bolz
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is an important point I think. Opposition to Musk isn't based on philosophical or political views. It's between people who know when they're being conned and people who don't. Whether we still have a functioning country after this depends on how many of us fall for the wallet inspector gag