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EGGSALAD🥚🦇
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Sage ♱
He/They ♱
19 ♱
Aspec Bi Genderfaun ♱
AuDHD ♱
Emo ass vampire ♱
Artist sometimes (I'm bad a social media) ♱

!! FUCK AI, FUCK TERFS, FUCK RADFEMS, FUCK TRUMP, AND FUCK CRINGE CULTURE !!
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EGGSALAD🥚🦇 @sageis-eggs.bsky.social · Aug 29
Uuuuuuh remaking this

Hey, I'm Sage / Carson!

⛧ He/They
⛧ 2D Artist
⛧ Cringelord emo vampire punk
⛧ Inconsistently online

I'm into:
⛧ Deltarune
⛧ TMNT
⛧ Sonic
⛧ Whatever the hell my next hyperfixation is

My WIP strawpage --> sageist-bonezone.straw.page
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
today was my mom's birthday! everyone tell her (belated) happy birthday :D
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
i love my rock,,,, # myrock
#dandysworld
A drawing of Pebble and Coal. Pebble is happily running circles around Coal while she looks unimpressed. Despite this, she enjoys his company, with a note stating such. A drawing of Coal and Bobette. Coal is sleeping soundly on the floor, without her satchel, while Bobette (in an undershirt), looks down at her sweater, which is covered in coal dust, the rock equivalent of dog hair in this case. A drawing of Sprout and Coal, in which I project my dog allergies onto him (this was drawn while staying with my cousin's dog). Sprout is trying to smile and look peaceful while visibly congested and suffering while Coal sits in his lap. Bobette (off screen) asks him, "You sure you're ok?" to which Sprout responds, "Nahhh, 's fineh (Nah, it's fine)", as he continues to pet Coal.
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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thepeaktmnt.bsky.social
I did not have "TMNT stepping in to help lead the fight against AI after Disney sold out" on my bingo card, but it feels so right
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
she's defrosted
#dandysworld
A rendered drawing of Bobette in her "snow-time" skin. Her colors have changed to a light silver, wearing a light blue to purple ombre dress with fur detailing and strings of pearls, purple long gloves, and a sparkling purple bow. The background is a simple white to blue central gradient with white patterning around the frame. Her pose is simple and classy, but energetic, one hand on her hip, the other in the air. The top is captioned with, "IT'S TIIIIME" like she's Mariah Carey.
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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cabl.rodeo
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
some older costume drawings (im still not happy with the Seafoam one, but we live and learn)
#dandysworld
A drawing of Yatta's "Guess What I Eat" skin. Her colors have changed to monochrome shades of purple, splotches of black (ichor?) litter various parts of her body, most notably her hands and ribbons, and she has on an oversized white tshirt that reads "Hello I Eat Bricks" in black and purple lettering. She's sitting casually on the ground, a fork and knife held in her ribbons, and a messy doodle of a thought-bubble with a brick in it is in the top-right corner. A drawing of Razzle and Dazzle's "Matcha Morning" skin. They're colors have changed to off-white and light brown and they're wearing a brown overcoat with gold patterning and light yellow fur trimming, matching boots, and a green striped scarf (which doubles as their necks). They sit crosslegged on an unseen chair/ledge with green cup of match in their lap, steam visibly emanating off of it. A drawing of Razzle and Dazzle's "Seafoam" skin. The design is highly reimagined, with various frills and pearls, looking more akin to a dramatic stage costume, and their colors have changed to a light green and a dark, greyish blue, with the costume itself being various colors of teal and seafoam green. Their pose is equally as dramatic as the costume design and a note off to the side reads, "I went way too crazy on this one." A drawing of Toodles' "Dog Plush Onesie" skin. She wears a black dress with white spots and a hood resembling her dog plush, as well as a matching set of gloves and boots.
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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hourlygerard.bsky.social
Gerard Way tweet I’m glad that you exist 9/29/15 4:53pm
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
that new TADC episode............
man...........................
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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littlekuriboh.bsky.social
It needs to be treated as importantly as "no animals were harmed during the making of this film"

Because yeah, for a time? Animals got harmed and people accepted it as a part of the process. And it was wrong.

So is this, and it needs to stop.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
the two dudes ever
#dandysworld
A colored drawing of Cosmo and Sprout. Sprout is wearing his iconic pink and white striped scarf, as well as a white sleeveless shirt, green pants, red sneakers, pink and white oven mitts, and a red pinstriped apron. A doodle near the top-right shows an example of the pink and white striped bandana he can also wear on his head, to keep his leaves further out of the way. Cosmo is wearing a white short-sleeved hoodie with colorful details (green, pink, and blue), pastel striped sleeves and pastel striped stockings (both of which are also green, pink, and blue), dark brown shorts that just barely peek under the hem of his hoodie, and white sneakers with colorful detailing (also green, pink, and blue). A doodle close to the bottom-left shows his tail, which can't be fully seen from his current angle. It looks similar to a spitz tail, curling in on itself tightly, and is covered in white frosting and star sprinkles. A colored drawing of Sprout and Cosmo. Sprout has his leaves down, his iconic scarf, green striped shorts, and a black graphic tee that says "OUT OF MY KITCHEN" in big white letters. Cosmo has a plain white hood jacket (unzipped), black shorts, his iconic pastel striped stockings, and a cream colored graphic tee that reads "Flour & Butter & Salt & Sugar & Eggs" (a basic ampersand list tshirt). Cosmo is casually greeting "Hey Bitches" (the bitches in question are unknown and offscreen), while Sprout looks like his just rolled out of bed, dead tired with his tongue poking out of his mouth. There is also and additional uncolored doodle in the top-right corner of me projecting my period cramps onto Sprout as he doubles over in pain.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
i haven't been posting recently. no excuse, just got bored. but i've been stockpiling a bunch of drawings of my newest hyperfixation, so you've got that to look forward to.

#dandysworld
A colored drawing of Dandy in his to-be-added holiday skin, consisting of a green and red patterned coat, a white shirt, dark red boots, and red pinstripe pants. There's a note off to the left claiming that he has suspenders underneath his jacket, but they aren't drawn. Dandy's design is slightly different from the original, including a deep-toothed leaf tail and two leaves beneath his head, acting similarly to a bowtie.
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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kastor.sh
It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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dolcet.bsky.social
Texas and Utah have passed ID verification laws (KOSA) for all appstore use.Texas starts 1/02/26 Utah starts in July. Contact your reps!! tell your senate to vote no so it isnt made federal!! support organizations who are against this like eff!

contact senate: act.eff.org/action/tell-...
Texas Age Verification Starts Jan 1: ID Required for ALL Apps
Starting January 1, 2026, Texas will require age verification to download ANY app, including weather and sports apps—thanks to SB2420. Apple and Google are warning this destroys user privacy, similar laws are coming to Utah and Louisiana, and there's a federal bill to make it nationwide. I break down what this law actually does, why it's dangerous for both adults AND children, and what you can do to fight back before it's too late. Update! Big tech is suing Texas now! Check out the updated coverage: https://youtu.be/OsMt-KMeS-g Techlore empowers individuals with practical digital privacy knowledge, security tools, and advocacy resources to protect your data and reclaim your digital identity. 📱 RESOURCES IN VIDEO: • Texas SB2420: https://legiscan.com/TX/text/SB2420/id/3237346 • Apple's Announcement: https://developer.apple.com/news/?id=btkirlj8 • Google's Blog: https://blog.google/outreach-initiatives/public-policy/google-legislative-proposal-for-keeping-kids-safe-online/ • Ars Technica Coverage: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/10/apple-and-google-reluctantly-comply-with-texas-age-verification-law/ • Discord Breach Explained (No Text to Speech): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnuyT8FgSpA 🔎 RELATED VIDEOS: • https://youtu.be/USNy6fwJyME ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Introduction 00:20 How is this happening?! 01:20 Good Parental Controls Exist! 02:08 Google & Apple's Reluctance 03:10 Current & Future Implications 06:16 Serious Harm to Children & Privacy 09:42 What You Can Do 🔐 TECHLORE RESOURCES: • Homepage: https://techlore.tech • Go Incognito Course: https://techlore.tech/goincognito • Forum: https://discuss.techlore.tech • Privacy Tools: https://techlore.tech/resources 🧡 SUPPORT TECHLORE: • All Methods: https://techlore.tech/support • Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/techlore • YouTube Memberships: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs6KfncB4OV6Vug4o_bzijg/join 📺 MORE TECHLORE: • Surveillance Report: https://www.youtube.com/@surveillancereport • Techlore Clips: https://www.youtube.com/@techloreclips 🌐 FOLLOW ELSEWHERE: • PeerTube: https://techlore.tv • Mastodon: https://social.lol/@techlore • Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/techlore.tech • Twitter: https://twitter.com/TechloreInc • Telegram: https://t.me/techlorefeed #texas #ageverification #techlore
act.eff.org
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
October 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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yasharali.bsky.social
Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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sewerbushido.com
Happy Pride #TMNT
Splinter, from the pause screen of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES, 1989) stating, "Support trans rights, my sons. You can do it."
June 4, 2024 at 6:27 AM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
Undertale Today!!!!!!!!!!!
#Undertale #Undertale10thanniversary
A rendered illustration of Frisk, reaching out to the save-point star. The other characters (Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton, and Asgore) reach out to them, just out of frame, while Flowey and his vines hang from the top of the frame. The save point is the piece's main light source, shining brightly while the rest of the scene is dimly lit.
September 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
woke up with this in my head. don't ask me to explain it
A triangle graph with three statement on each of its vertices: Vertex A: "I can't defeat you. I could never defeat you. Your power is too strong to rival, too immense to vanquish. I see that. And I don't care. With the sins you've committed, giving up is not an answer. I can't defeat you, but I will. I'm going to make damn sure you don't hurt anyone ever again. Even if I have to kill you over and over and over..." (the "and over"s go on until they leave the screen) Vertex B: "You use my own body against me. You force my hand to spill the blood of others. You warp my spirit to mirror your own wretched desires. And now, when it comes time to reap the consequences, you blame me for your actions. You sicken me. I won't let this continue. I'm going to stop you once and for all, even if it means the death of me." Vertex C: "I silenced my inhibitions, hoping against hope that there was something good in you, something kind. Hoping against hope that you were capable of love or mercy or change. I see that I was wrong, and I am partially responsible for your actions. I wielded my hope against myself to let you get this far. Now, I will wield all the hope I have left to keep you from getting any farther." A note to the left makes it clear that this was meant to be undertale / deltarune related (don't ask me how)
September 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
Various Magma art jam doodles
a rough, colored, full body drawing of Small Mike in a snazzy little pose an uncolored, half-body drawing of Tenna a colored bust drawing of Spamton with the caption “[#@$&] YOU BURBANK” (a reference to the Big Bill Hell’s Cars ad) a tiny colored drawing of spamton, with a little caption calling him ugly (because he is)
September 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
if you ain't proposing to me with this, you can fucking forget it
mecchajp.bsky.social MECCHA @mecchajp.bsky.social · Aug 25
Pokémon Ring Silver - Gengar - Check it out at the link below!
🛑 meccha-japan.com/en/rings/126...
#Pokemon #Gengar
September 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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sageis-eggs.bsky.social
vision seen
a drawing of spamton beetlejuice, complete with rotty mold spots, striped suit jacket, and green and purple glasses.
September 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
sageis-eggs.bsky.social
if the shadowguys are mafiosos then who’s the boss? (i couldn’t draw a gun well enough if you held one up to my head, i’m so sorry)
#deltarune
Two drawings of the Shadowboss, an OC shadowguy mini boss. He’s similar to any other shadowguy aside from a few details, including his larger hat brim, his visible eye(s), and his larger coat (which can also be interpreted as him being fat). He also has a chipped tooth and a gun cane. There’s also text pointing out that Shadowboss is the only shadowguy that can talk normally, citing his speech bubble, “Back to work, ya mooks!” An interaction between Shadowboss and Tenna of Shadowboss suggesting something (probably highly illegal) to Tenna and him refusing fervently: “ABSOLUTELY NOT! Do you know what the censors would do to me? And quit smoking, you know the set rules.” “Hey, don’t knock it ‘til ya try it.” Two drawings of Shadowboss and a few other shadowguys. The top drawing is of him commanding a small party of shadowguys, with the words, “Light ‘em up, boys!” The bottom, smaller drawing is a little example of Shadowboss’ height compared to a regular shadowguy’s, showing that he’s incredibly tall.
September 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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miggsboson.bsky.social
Trump hasnt been seen in 7 days
August 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM