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EGGSALAD🥚🦇
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Sage ♱
He/They ♱
19 ♱
Aspec Bi Genderfaun ♱
AuDHD ♱
Emo ass vampire ♱
Artist sometimes (I'm bad a social media) ♱

!! FUCK AI, FUCK TERFS, FUCK RADFEMS, FUCK TRUMP, AND FUCK CRINGE CULTURE !!
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i love my rock,,,, # myrock
#dandysworld
A drawing of Pebble and Coal. Pebble is happily running circles around Coal while she looks unimpressed. Despite this, she enjoys his company, with a note stating such. A drawing of Coal and Bobette. Coal is sleeping soundly on the floor, without her satchel, while Bobette (in an undershirt), looks down at her sweater, which is covered in coal dust, the rock equivalent of dog hair in this case. A drawing of Sprout and Coal, in which I project my dog allergies onto him (this was drawn while staying with my cousin's dog). Sprout is trying to smile and look peaceful while visibly congested and suffering while Coal sits in his lap. Bobette (off screen) asks him, "You sure you're ok?" to which Sprout responds, "Nahhh, 's fineh (Nah, it's fine)", as he continues to pet Coal.
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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she's defrosted
#dandysworld
A rendered drawing of Bobette in her "snow-time" skin. Her colors have changed to a light silver, wearing a light blue to purple ombre dress with fur detailing and strings of pearls, purple long gloves, and a sparkling purple bow. The background is a simple white to blue central gradient with white patterning around the frame. Her pose is simple and classy, but energetic, one hand on her hip, the other in the air. The top is captioned with, "IT'S TIIIIME" like she's Mariah Carey.
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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also literally all of Looey's skins bc i love him
#dandysworld
A drawing including all four of Looey's skins including (left to right) "Dapperly Festive", "Showtime", "Swirling Mix Up", and "Creepy Clown". "Dapperly Festive" is Looey's Christmas themed skin. His colors are changed to green, red, and white, and he wears a green striped turtleneck and black top hat. Several details have been added to the design, including white sleeves, darker green pants, and various bells. Looey is posed with his arms open, leaning slightly to the right. "Showtime" is Looey's gamepass skin. His colors are changed to teal, blue, and a slightly lighter yellow, with a white face and red clown nose, and he wears a dark red undershirt, white suspenders, oversized red pants with yellow polkadots, and white ruffs around his neck and wrists. He's posed with his legs in motion and his palms out. "Swirling Mix Up" is Looey's Easter themed skin. His colors are changed to light pink, dark pink, and light purple, with various purple swirls, and he's wearing a purple checkered turtleneck, white shorts, and black suspenders. He's posed leans ever-so-slightly to the left with his arms framing his face. "Creepy Clown" is Looey's Halloween themed skin. His colors are changed to blue, yellow, and white, with a black streaks under his eyes and a dark red clown nose, and he wears a red striped clown suite with black stains near the bottom and a white ruff collar. He's posed bending over backwards, with his palms out on either side of his head.
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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some older costume drawings (im still not happy with the Seafoam one, but we live and learn)
#dandysworld
A drawing of Yatta's "Guess What I Eat" skin. Her colors have changed to monochrome shades of purple, splotches of black (ichor?) litter various parts of her body, most notably her hands and ribbons, and she has on an oversized white tshirt that reads "Hello I Eat Bricks" in black and purple lettering. She's sitting casually on the ground, a fork and knife held in her ribbons, and a messy doodle of a thought-bubble with a brick in it is in the top-right corner. A drawing of Razzle and Dazzle's "Matcha Morning" skin. They're colors have changed to off-white and light brown and they're wearing a brown overcoat with gold patterning and light yellow fur trimming, matching boots, and a green striped scarf (which doubles as their necks). They sit crosslegged on an unseen chair/ledge with green cup of match in their lap, steam visibly emanating off of it. A drawing of Razzle and Dazzle's "Seafoam" skin. The design is highly reimagined, with various frills and pearls, looking more akin to a dramatic stage costume, and their colors have changed to a light green and a dark, greyish blue, with the costume itself being various colors of teal and seafoam green. Their pose is equally as dramatic as the costume design and a note off to the side reads, "I went way too crazy on this one." A drawing of Toodles' "Dog Plush Onesie" skin. She wears a black dress with white spots and a hood resembling her dog plush, as well as a matching set of gloves and boots.
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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the two dudes ever
#dandysworld
A colored drawing of Cosmo and Sprout. Sprout is wearing his iconic pink and white striped scarf, as well as a white sleeveless shirt, green pants, red sneakers, pink and white oven mitts, and a red pinstriped apron. A doodle near the top-right shows an example of the pink and white striped bandana he can also wear on his head, to keep his leaves further out of the way. Cosmo is wearing a white short-sleeved hoodie with colorful details (green, pink, and blue), pastel striped sleeves and pastel striped stockings (both of which are also green, pink, and blue), dark brown shorts that just barely peek under the hem of his hoodie, and white sneakers with colorful detailing (also green, pink, and blue). A doodle close to the bottom-left shows his tail, which can't be fully seen from his current angle. It looks similar to a spitz tail, curling in on itself tightly, and is covered in white frosting and star sprinkles. A colored drawing of Sprout and Cosmo. Sprout has his leaves down, his iconic scarf, green striped shorts, and a black graphic tee that says "OUT OF MY KITCHEN" in big white letters. Cosmo has a plain white hood jacket (unzipped), black shorts, his iconic pastel striped stockings, and a cream colored graphic tee that reads "Flour & Butter & Salt & Sugar & Eggs" (a basic ampersand list tshirt). Cosmo is casually greeting "Hey Bitches" (the bitches in question are unknown and offscreen), while Sprout looks like his just rolled out of bed, dead tired with his tongue poking out of his mouth. There is also and additional uncolored doodle in the top-right corner of me projecting my period cramps onto Sprout as he doubles over in pain.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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and the ref, of course
a discord screenshot of a message sent by Qwel. It reads, "Thought it'd be nice to have Dandy and Dyle celebrate the holidays better by dressing up during the upcoming event! It's a smaller detail but I really love the outfits I designed for them, and I hope you guys do as well 🫶" with leaked screenshots of Dyle and Dandy in winter wear.
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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i haven't been posting recently. no excuse, just got bored. but i've been stockpiling a bunch of drawings of my newest hyperfixation, so you've got that to look forward to.

#dandysworld
A colored drawing of Dandy in his to-be-added holiday skin, consisting of a green and red patterned coat, a white shirt, dark red boots, and red pinstripe pants. There's a note off to the left claiming that he has suspenders underneath his jacket, but they aren't drawn. Dandy's design is slightly different from the original, including a deep-toothed leaf tail and two leaves beneath his head, acting similarly to a bowtie.
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Undertale Today!!!!!!!!!!!
#Undertale #Undertale10thanniversary
A rendered illustration of Frisk, reaching out to the save-point star. The other characters (Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Mettaton, and Asgore) reach out to them, just out of frame, while Flowey and his vines hang from the top of the frame. The save point is the piece's main light source, shining brightly while the rest of the scene is dimly lit.
September 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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woke up with this in my head. don't ask me to explain it
A triangle graph with three statement on each of its vertices: Vertex A: "I can't defeat you. I could never defeat you. Your power is too strong to rival, too immense to vanquish. I see that. And I don't care. With the sins you've committed, giving up is not an answer. I can't defeat you, but I will. I'm going to make damn sure you don't hurt anyone ever again. Even if I have to kill you over and over and over..." (the "and over"s go on until they leave the screen) Vertex B: "You use my own body against me. You force my hand to spill the blood of others. You warp my spirit to mirror your own wretched desires. And now, when it comes time to reap the consequences, you blame me for your actions. You sicken me. I won't let this continue. I'm going to stop you once and for all, even if it means the death of me." Vertex C: "I silenced my inhibitions, hoping against hope that there was something good in you, something kind. Hoping against hope that you were capable of love or mercy or change. I see that I was wrong, and I am partially responsible for your actions. I wielded my hope against myself to let you get this far. Now, I will wield all the hope I have left to keep you from getting any farther." A note to the left makes it clear that this was meant to be undertale / deltarune related (don't ask me how)
September 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I’m really proud of this one
a colored and rendered 3/4-body drawing of the Spade King
September 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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a colored headshot of Pluey / Cat Mike with a caption below reading “the plue” A drawing of a shadowguy in the Sonic Adventure 2 pose A lineless drawing of the green pippins / Battat in the Sonic Adventure 2 pose A colored drawing of Lancer, just chilling
September 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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a tiny uncolored doodle of Ramb with the caption “random ramb moment” A small, colored and rendered drawing of a Rudinn, scooting along A colored 3/4-body drawing of Spamton in his big shot era A rendered half-body drawing of the orange Addison (I love them so much)
September 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Various Magma art jam doodles
a rough, colored, full body drawing of Small Mike in a snazzy little pose an uncolored, half-body drawing of Tenna a colored bust drawing of Spamton with the caption “[#@$&] YOU BURBANK” (a reference to the Big Bill Hell’s Cars ad) a tiny colored drawing of spamton, with a little caption calling him ugly (because he is)
September 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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vision seen
a drawing of spamton beetlejuice, complete with rotty mold spots, striped suit jacket, and green and purple glasses.
September 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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additional shadowguy posting: my sona! :3
how does he fly with those tiny useless wings? Idk and idgaf
A fairly simple looking shadowsona, with big bat ears under the hat and holding a set of drumsticks. Said shadowguy also has little bat wings.
September 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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if the shadowguys are mafiosos then who’s the boss? (i couldn’t draw a gun well enough if you held one up to my head, i’m so sorry)
#deltarune
Two drawings of the Shadowboss, an OC shadowguy mini boss. He’s similar to any other shadowguy aside from a few details, including his larger hat brim, his visible eye(s), and his larger coat (which can also be interpreted as him being fat). He also has a chipped tooth and a gun cane. There’s also text pointing out that Shadowboss is the only shadowguy that can talk normally, citing his speech bubble, “Back to work, ya mooks!” An interaction between Shadowboss and Tenna of Shadowboss suggesting something (probably highly illegal) to Tenna and him refusing fervently: “ABSOLUTELY NOT! Do you know what the censors would do to me? And quit smoking, you know the set rules.” “Hey, don’t knock it ‘til ya try it.” Two drawings of Shadowboss and a few other shadowguys. The top drawing is of him commanding a small party of shadowguys, with the words, “Light ‘em up, boys!” The bottom, smaller drawing is a little example of Shadowboss’ height compared to a regular shadowguy’s, showing that he’s incredibly tall.
September 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Uuuuuuh remaking this

Hey, I'm Sage / Carson!

⛧ He/They
⛧ 2D Artist
⛧ Cringelord emo vampire punk
⛧ Inconsistently online

I'm into:
⛧ Deltarune
⛧ TMNT
⛧ Sonic
⛧ Whatever the hell my next hyperfixation is

My WIP strawpage --> sageist-bonezone.straw.page
August 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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separated for you convenience (and bc Bluesky absolutely fucks the image quality)
a line up of Kris, Susie, Ralsei, Noelle, and Berdly in their lightworld designs (+ Ralsei's hat design). Kris is a human with ambiguously tan skin and dark brown hair. They have on a black turtleneck on under their iconic striped sweater, black and white sneakers, and a pants chain. Their posture is absolutely awful and their eyes are covered by the shadow of their hair, which is shaggy, almost in an emo cut. Susie is a purple, dinosaur-like monster with freckles and dark brown hair. She has on ripped jeans, a slightly oversized purple overshirt, and black boots. Her teeth are sharp and yellow and her eyes are covered by her messy hair. Ralsei is a black and white, seemingly goat-like monster. He has on tealish-green robes and a wizard hat, as well as a pink scarf. The end of the scarf is claw-like, as if it could be used as a hand. His tail is long and tufted, tipped in black, while is pawed feet are black with white toes. He wears round glasses, but most of his face's features are obscured by the shadow of his hat. Noelle is a reindeer-like monster with golden-blonde hair and a red nose. She wears a white dress shirt under a black dress under a red and green checked sweater vest, as well as white stockings. She has lighter fur on her palms, neck, and the backs of her legs, and her hair is neat and slightly wavy. Berdly is a bluebird-like monster with a yellow beak and legs. He wears a white and blue short sleeved button-up shirt, shorts, and rectangular glasses. He has lighter feathers under his legs and tail, darker feathers on his wing/finger tips, and the most pompous look on his face imaginable. a line up of Kris, Susie, Ralsei, Noelle, and Berdly in their darkworld designs (+ Ralsei's hat design). Kris is a human with teal-blue skin and dark blue hair. They have on pieces of silver plate armor over dark underclothes and a pink/red tattered cowl cape. They're giving a cool finger-gun and their eyes are covered by the shadow of their hair, which is shaggy, almost in an emo cut. Susie is a bright pinkish-purple, dinosaur-like monster with freckles and darker purple hair. She has on a black vest, purple baggy pants, black boots, a heart-buckled belt, and spiked bracelets, armbands, and collar. She has sharp yellow teeth and eyes, one eye being covered by her messy hair. Ralsei is a black and white, dog/rabbit-like monster with round glasses and pink goat horns. He has on tealish-green robes and a pink scarf. The end of the scarf is claw-like, as if it could be used as a hand. His tail is long and tufted, tipped in black, as well as his ears, and his pawed hands are white, while his feet are black with white toes. Noelle is a reindeer-like monster with pale-blonde hair and a red nose. She wears white robes with blue ice-like designs and blue gloves and stockings. She has lighter fur on her palms, neck, and the backs of her legs, her hair is neat and slightly wavy, and her eyes are a pale, icy blue. Berdly is a bluebird-like monster with a yellow beak and legs and green eyes. He wears white and green sci-fi armor over black underclothes, a green waist scarf, an orange high collar, and a vegeta-esque scouter. He has lighter feathers under his legs and tail, darker feathers on his wing/finger tips, and he has a stupidly pompous look on his face.
August 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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fuck you! autistic transgender teenager attack! 💥💥💥
#deltarune
two lineups of the Fun Gang (characters Kris, Susie, Ralsei, Noelle, and Berdly), with the top one being of their lightworld designs (+ Ralsei's hat design) and the bottom one being of their darkworld designs.
August 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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my cyubes :3
#deltarune
Three separate drawings of a Pippins, all in the same pose with slight variations in outfit. The first drawing, to the far left, is an example of how the Pippins looks without their poncho, wearing a collared shirt and a short tie, decorated with pips of its own. The right-most drawings show the differences between the Pippins' poncho in Card Castle and in TV World. The Card Castle Pippins' poncho is hooded, with patterning on the hem and an ascot in place of a tie, while the TV World Pippins' poncho is more simple in design, with suit-like lapels that match the shine of their pants. There are also doodles of how the Pippins' gloves look and how their heads are shaped - similarly to a cube on one of its corners - with a side view as well. Three various sketches of the green pippins, Battat: First drawing, top left corner, is of Battat compared to the common pippins. Aside from his green poncho and pips, he's also shorter than the casual pippins, slightly hunched in posture, and a lot less care-free. He also has two pips above his eyes that act as eyebrows. Second drawing, bottom left corner, is of Battat at his conspiracy board, looking like he's about to lose his mind (if he hasn't already lost it). The conspiracy board is uncolored aside from the red string (I was too lazy to color it). Third drawing, to the right, is of Battat, without his poncho, being held under his arms by (who is implied to be) Jongler. He's scrawny, as shown not only by his figure but by Jongler's dialouge: "Jeez louise, boss. When's the last time you ate something?" His expression is comically blank, as he's still processing being picked up like a cat. Two drawing of the three fake Mikes - Battat, Pluey, and Jongler - out of costume. The main drawing is of Pluey and Jongler gushing over their tiny, unimpressed boss, while another doodle to the right (implied to be subsequent) has them in a group hug, which Battat is reluctantly enjoying.
August 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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drew these a while back when my ac broke bc if I have to suffer, so do my blorbos
#deltarune
Two drawings of Tenna. The one on the left is of him overheating, sweating (don't ask how) and fanning himself while his internal fans whir loudly. He's partially underdressed, his suit jacket missing, his shirt partially unbuttoned, revealing a bit of his chest, and his shirt sleeves rolled up. The one on the right is of him in an alternate outfit, tongue out (don't ask how). He's wearing an unbuttoned aloha shirt, TV Time brand bathing shorts, and socks with sandals. He has one hand in his pocket and an ice cream in the other. Two drawings of Tenna in the same pose. The one on the left is normal, while the one on the right is a concept design on how he'd look undressed. His body is mostly comprised of segmented plastic casing, similarly colored and styled to his box TV head, with ball joint shoulders, elbows, knees, and fingers. Other flexible parts, such as his neck, stomach, wrists, and upper palms, are made up of a stretchy polymer skin. The right drawing still has him wearing TV Time brand boxer shorts and socks (because I didn't want to draw his feet). There are several notes written down, including one pointing out his plug tail, one pointing out how his girdle + shoulder pads combo gives him his body that inverted-triangle look, and one underlined in all caps reading, "YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO DAD BOD TENNA PROPAGANDA!"
August 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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the meme of a starship trooper looking into the camera and saying "I'm doing my part!"
August 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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context: I commented on a PonderSprocket video 5 years ago. I don't even remember what it was about. I didn't even watch the video these are commented under, I am that uninterested in this drama. I fucking hate the YT art community.
A screenshot of a comments section of a video I was mentioned in about a year ago. The conversation follows as such: Me: "dawg, what did I do to you?" Akumu: "I believe your comment was calling me a 16 year old Onision, something about a 'riveting battle'? Don't you wanna see the battle to its fullest? I'm tagging those who commented on the video in case they want the full story, and those who defended the videos. The latter being rubbing it in their faces how wrong they were." Me: "wasn't that like, what, 5 years ago? maybe 2 or 3 and my memory just sucks? deadass don't remember who you are, man. sorry :/" Me: "yeah, no, I was kinda right. It was 4 years ago." Akumu: "correct. the ago of your comment, doesn't change your comment. I promised the art community we would be here, so here we are" Convo continued: Me: "bro, I do not know who you are. I do not care about who you are. Like, yeah, you're in the right to defend yourself for whatever you allegedly did (I genuinely do not remember) but ffs. The fact that you're tagging every stranger you [emphasis] commented on a video about you bc your mad abt what they said abt you, like some chronically online loser, makes me think I might've been right in thinking you were a 16 yo Onision. Literally get a life and don't contact me anymore."
August 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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dude, can you not
a screenshot of a YouTube notification that "Akumu mentioned you recently". The notification was from 10 hours before the screenshot was taken. It is currently the same day as of writing this image ID.
August 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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doodled these on magma the MOMENT i finished my first experience with CH 3. my tenner <3
#deltarune
various doodles of Mr. Ant Tenna on a single canvas, all in different poses. One has her in a generic yet expressive pose, one hand holding a microphone with the other pointing up to the POV. One has him in one of those "draw your babygirl like this" poses, with him on all fours (not in a super suggestive way, more like in a kinda pathetic way), his plug tail flicking from side to side. One has him in another stock-image pose, slouching in a (poorly-drawn) chair with high-heels on (because she's a bigender icon). And the last is a poorly-drawn rendition of that "everyone is so mean to me </3" meme, fat ass and all.
August 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM