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Saffron Lenore
@saffronlenore.bsky.social
“The Macabre, Storytelling Stripper.”
Burlesque Dancer.
Show Pony.
Art Addict.
Redhead.
Los Angeles & Orange County, CA.

https://linktr.ee/saffronlenore
All I had to do was read the headline, and I knew this happened in either Altadena or Sierra Madre.
A California man found the underside of his house in disarray. It turned out that a 550-pound black bear had moved into the crawl space. trib.al/y7jyZmk
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is PEAK HUMOR, people.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I just adore the works of John Singer Sergeant. The “Fashioned by Sargent” exhibit at the MFA Boston was *SO* incredible.

www.mfa.org/exhibition/f...

He absolutely captures Venice, and it still looks like this! Like, exactly like this. Just the people and their clothes are different.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Hey #caturday,

Just your boy rolling into the weekend like...

xoxo
Short Stack
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That it ‘twas.
Majoring yn Englisshe ys prettye goddamn Punke Rocke
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Like I’m never gonna shut up about the fact that the Pope is from my hood. The south side is where “Warehouse Music” (that’s what it was called back then - that’s where the “house” bit comes from) was born.

I mean, I signed the petition to make Frankie Knuckles’s Warehouse a landmark!
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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We talke about "Booke Clubbes" but it ys just people chattinge about novels. Make a reale Booke Clubbe. Let the bookes daunse.
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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BREAKING: Pope Leo has been arrested by the FBI for using his influence to fix football games in favour of the Bears
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This is the Bond reboot. It’s all right here.

youtu.be/ekESZIn4y18?...
Belvedere Presents Daniel Craig, Directed by Taika Waititi: Director’s Cut
YouTube video by BelvedereVodka
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I love how music transcends not only every human but every species. That’s why I love all musicians because they share a message that resonates with every living being on this planet.
September 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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If you live in SoCal you’ve got three chances to see Pow! this month!

8/22 - San Diego International Kids Film Festival - Animation Block 2
8/30 - North Hollywood CineFest - Block 13
8/31 - Studio City Film Festival - Block 10

Come through, hear me talk about the film and get free Pow Swag!
August 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
OLYMPIC CHAMPION!
this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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it was buy one get one free at the gun store
August 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
1) Who is this woman and how can I follow her social media?

2) OF COURSE this happened on WGN

3) This whole story is very Chicago Coded
I laughed too hard at this!
😂😂😂😂
August 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
📆👂🐛

This song, and this exact mix of it, takes me right to a certain time and certain place, every single time.

Again, Spotify was like, Hey, Gurl. I got what you need.

youtu.be/gKs3nR4PpFo?...
My Moon My Man (Boys Noize Classic Mix)
YouTube video by Feist - Topic
youtu.be
July 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
To be a Muse,
Is to choose to
Break your own heart,
In the name of Art.
July 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I am so, so behind on this show (like 3 seasons?), but this is still one of my favorite jokes.

OF COURSE Nadja was a muse for Picasso. 😜
July 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Haven't posted enough cat videos recently, so here's one from this morning, in which they saw a BIRD
July 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Why don’t I have an act to this song?

I should have an act this song.

/fans self from heat of lyrics
Depeche Mode - Stripped (Remastered)
YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO
youtu.be
May 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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For Ich am naught but a teenage dirtbag babye
Listeninge to Iron Maiden, babye
May 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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“Putting on a face that’s new...”

This Steve Schapiro shot from 1975 is a frame away from the shot that graced the cover of the 2016 WHO CAN I BE NOW? (1974 - 1976) box.

Many of the shots from this session encapsulate the very definition of timelessness. Agreed?

#RandomBowie #BowieSchapiro
January 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM