Kida
@safetidings.bsky.social
he/him | 20+ | 🍇❤️ | yay yippe | known to be up to +5 if spaced properly
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last christmas i buried your heart
but the very next day, the beating remained
this year, my paranoia and fear
and madness will spur my confession
but the very next day, the beating remained
this year, my paranoia and fear
and madness will spur my confession
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
last christmas i buried your heart
but the very next day, the beating remained
this year, my paranoia and fear
and madness will spur my confession
but the very next day, the beating remained
this year, my paranoia and fear
and madness will spur my confession
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If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
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COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
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[Can immediately tell that my newborn son didn't receive the curse] "Wow...okay. Yeah he's alright. I don't think he needs a name just yet.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
[Can immediately tell that my newborn son didn't receive the curse] "Wow...okay. Yeah he's alright. I don't think he needs a name just yet.
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getting a +2 feels amazing. i see why northernlion went bald
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
getting a +2 feels amazing. i see why northernlion went bald
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December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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These icons were absolute BANGERS to bust out for the final week of a fantastic RP game! Kevin really outdid himself - look at that lighting on each of them, my god.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
These icons were absolute BANGERS to bust out for the final week of a fantastic RP game! Kevin really outdid himself - look at that lighting on each of them, my god.
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Hey y'all! Im a little artist trying to build my commission presence, and am looking to expand into VGen but I don't have a code; If anyone is willing to vouch for me that would be awesome!! #VGenCode
Here are some examples of my art below! 💚🐇
I can vouch further if needed with wips and such!
Here are some examples of my art below! 💚🐇
I can vouch further if needed with wips and such!
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hey y'all! Im a little artist trying to build my commission presence, and am looking to expand into VGen but I don't have a code; If anyone is willing to vouch for me that would be awesome!! #VGenCode
Here are some examples of my art below! 💚🐇
I can vouch further if needed with wips and such!
Here are some examples of my art below! 💚🐇
I can vouch further if needed with wips and such!
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
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just remembered another of my cohost creations that deserves a second life
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
just remembered another of my cohost creations that deserves a second life
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preserving one of my fave posts from this website that sadly got deleted
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
preserving one of my fave posts from this website that sadly got deleted
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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being clumsy with good reflexes is one of the funniest possible combinations because it means you're inevitably going to full-force punt your own phone
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
being clumsy with good reflexes is one of the funniest possible combinations because it means you're inevitably going to full-force punt your own phone
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fine motor skills: oh no! I lost my focus for a moment and let go of the tiny slippery glass brick!
reflex:
reflex:
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
fine motor skills: oh no! I lost my focus for a moment and let go of the tiny slippery glass brick!
reflex:
reflex:
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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crossposting another one of my classics
December 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
crossposting another one of my classics
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my most trusted mutuals:
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my most trusted mutuals:
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IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
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every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
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Can You Beat Dark Souls Without Getting Any Pussy Like At All?
June 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Can You Beat Dark Souls Without Getting Any Pussy Like At All?
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i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary