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jonathan
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Perpetually annoyed.
Ya girl sounds like ‘01 Steve Austin the morning after the hookah lounge
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Purged my contacts and my social media so I don’t fall into destructive habits and behaviors
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Until the Warriors do right by my brother in Jonathan-dom, everything they do will never prosper
a woman is pointing at the camera while standing in front of a tree and saying `` till you do right by me '' .
ALT: a woman is pointing at the camera while standing in front of a tree and saying `` till you do right by me '' .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You couldn’t tell me Cozz wasn’t next when I first heard Can’t Knock Tha Hustle
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If you want me to stay
I’ll be around today
To be available for you to see
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Doing the helicopter to Prince’s I Would Die 4 You
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I suffer a lot
And every day that
Glass mirror gets tougher to watch
I tie my stomach in knots
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It still shocks me that The Way You Move doesn’t sample Lady Cab Driver
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Young Turks are cunts
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Reposted by jonathan
🔮
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oooooo
Uuuuugh
Alright
Dance music sex romance
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’ve finally been broken… the league has gotten too soft
Kevin Huerter just got ejected for this
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
She thought I was gonna read this shit?
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Olivia Dean’s mama a nigga-maican or a caucus-maican?
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by jonathan
marjorie taylor greene couldnt handle a single week experiencing 1% of the harassment that someone like ilhan omar probably experiences every day, in significant part because of her. she is weak and a coward and will rot in hell imo
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sid(ney) Vicious
They really ran Lex(ie) Luger out of congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They really ran Lex(ie) Luger out of congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Prince being able to write a song like So Blue at 18-19 is ridiculous to me
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Looking at Rico Nasty makes me feel things
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Outshallah!
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress

"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I like Olivia Dean’s voice but I never actually listen to her music
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don’t think any white people have more slaps than The Bee Gees
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Apple Watch armbands are toxic as hell, had my wrist looking like I was an untouchable
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM