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jonathan
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Perpetually annoyed.
Don’t let her just lick that hole, give it up fully
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I prefer Stephanie’s voice, but I listen to Anita more often
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Fresh Prince jacket, boy I cook em til they inside out
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A’ja and nem really pulled that shit out of the fire man…
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Yall notice Evian water brand backwards is Naive .. see the shit be right in our face.
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Get this immigrant outta here 🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
How do people enjoy listening to NBA Youngboy?
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
DEEEEETROIT! BASKETBAAAAAWL! is back
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I did not work out today… I gotta get shit together
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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LeBron James will make his Los Angeles Lakers season debut against the Utah Jazz tonight at home, sources tell me and @mcten. The four-time NBA champion has rehabbed a nerve issue on his right side and now will take the court for a league-record 23rd season.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I just want to feel something
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Wale put out a really good project, shout out to him
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Her: “What that mouf do?”

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November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’ll tell my mama I want to drive alone if I have to, sorry girl it’s still love
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Me explaining to my friends why I’m driving separately:
At any given moment, I be ready to go home
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I leave with saying that Patrick Beverly needs to di3.
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Social media tribalism is… please shut the fuck up
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
II Most Wanted
When you look at the person you like, what Beyoncé song comes to mind?
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Faithful x Common is an interesting song… I think it offers a worthwhile look into how deification and worship can be conceptualized through the lens of gender
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Bring back the seven minute+ masterpiece songs
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
That nigga told Drake he’s liable to join a twerk team, I lost whatever composure I had left up to that point in the song
Ok so what was everybody's favorite line or lines in the song? I remember hearing "we don't wanna hear you say nigga no more" and almost fell out my seat 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Telling me I have to wait three pay cycles to ask you why some shit I paid you for hasn’t been shipped yet is hilarious… lady, fuck you and that uglass shit you selling
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Amanda Seales was/is undergoing a bit of a rehabilitation in certain spaces, reputation wise. But, like us all, she can’t escape who she is at her core.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM