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The forecast looks a lot like my work week, dark & depressing with an occasional shower.
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Banks To Place 10 Day Business Hold On Trump Tariff Rebate Checks "Just To Be Sure"
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Banks To Place 10 Day Business Hold On Trump Tariff Rebate Checks "Just To Be Sure"
"Central Valley Serpent" was my ex wife's name.
October 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Central Valley Serpent" was my ex wife's name.
The day's high will be in the 60's.
The low of the day will come when my kids dig up the yard looking for Easter eggs but only find last year's Christmas hamsters.
The low of the day will come when my kids dig up the yard looking for Easter eggs but only find last year's Christmas hamsters.
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The day's high will be in the 60's.
The low of the day will come when my kids dig up the yard looking for Easter eggs but only find last year's Christmas hamsters.
The low of the day will come when my kids dig up the yard looking for Easter eggs but only find last year's Christmas hamsters.
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Expecting stormy conditions to move in over night.
The wind will be screaming louder than your mom.
Happy
#NationalWeathermansDay
The wind will be screaming louder than your mom.
Happy
#NationalWeathermansDay
February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Expecting stormy conditions to move in over night.
The wind will be screaming louder than your mom.
Happy
#NationalWeathermansDay
The wind will be screaming louder than your mom.
Happy
#NationalWeathermansDay
"𝘓'𝘭𝘭 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘏𝘪 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴, 𝘭'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘶 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳."
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"𝘓'𝘭𝘭 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘏𝘪 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴, 𝘭'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘶 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳."
We expect a heavy dusting of the white stuff in DC on Inauguration Day, most of it stuck in Don Jr’s mustache.
January 19, 2025 at 8:12 AM
We expect a heavy dusting of the white stuff in DC on Inauguration Day, most of it stuck in Don Jr’s mustache.
Mid teens are expected at the Inauguration. Matt Gaetz has decided to attend. Also, it’s going to be cold.
January 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mid teens are expected at the Inauguration. Matt Gaetz has decided to attend. Also, it’s going to be cold.
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The bird sanctuary is for the birds who went crazy. The bird rehab is for the injured birds. The sanctuary is off limits to visitors
January 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The bird sanctuary is for the birds who went crazy. The bird rehab is for the injured birds. The sanctuary is off limits to visitors
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January 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM