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Sadboy Faust
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huff farts, loser
Sadboy Faust here!

Boy howdy, was this fun to do!

Mr. Dollars sure did write a good clean script free from any ME's! (Marijuana edibles)

Be sure to check it out!

Love,

Sadboy Faust
STARRING:
@shujinacademy.bsky.social as The Narrator.
Solstice Hannan as The Ghost of Christmas Past.
@sadboyfaust.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Present.
@captainsupreme.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
@dxkramer1981.bsky.social as Dr Lazarus Kind.
and myself as Red McCano.
December 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Sadboy Faust
STARRING:
@shujinacademy.bsky.social as The Narrator.
Solstice Hannan as The Ghost of Christmas Past.
@sadboyfaust.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Present.
@captainsupreme.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
@dxkramer1981.bsky.social as Dr Lazarus Kind.
and myself as Red McCano.
December 20, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Sadboy Faust here:

Fuck Minecraft Steve. He uses marijuana edibles, AKA MEs
July 8, 2023 at 3:27 AM
July 6, 2023 at 8:21 AM
Sad boy Faust here:

A lot of people wonder why Mongoose for mongodb is called that.

Mongooses have a recollection of all human sin. They see how tainted your soul is.

That's kinda like a database!
July 5, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Sadboy Faust here

I wanna make comics so I've been practicing drawing, I'm still only on my phone, no tablet, but I'm getting decent and everyone is jealous.
July 5, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Sadboy Faust here:

Wow! I really am a "sad" "boy" right now!

My friend @broseph.bsky.social (Broseph) just told me they're making MEs(Marijuana Edibles) out of catnip and selling them DIRECTLY to Cats!

Sad news 😞🗞️😭
July 4, 2023 at 2:45 AM
https://sadboyfaust.bandcamp.com/track/sober

sadboy faust here:

this song is about how despicable marijuana edibles are
July 3, 2023 at 3:55 AM
SADBOY FAUST HERE!

We used to be mutuals, i bet. some people even call me "SONIC FAUST" it really makes me lol and feel like a powerful fox!

as they say in the smash scene: Spinning bird kick!
Refollowing and reconnecting is gonna be suuuuch a pain aaaa
July 2, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Sadboy Faust here

If I don't start getting traction on here I'm gonna start eating marijuana edibles. Idgaf anymore.
July 2, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Sadnoy Faust here:

No marijuana edibles in this grimace shake!
July 2, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Sadboy Faust:

This is Cat Blue, smoking a marijuana cigarette! He hated marijuana edibles, and refuses to fight crime!

Fighting crime only makes the world worse, he fights cops 🔥🚓😇!
July 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM
sadboy faust here:

would you love me if i was a marijuana edible?
July 1, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Sadboy Faust here:

I've often been confused for a "shitposter" and "not very funny" and "i'm not sure what the joke is here, edibles?"

i hate a few things: MEs (marijuana edibles), transphobes, and hierarchies.

my only king is Christ, the almighty... also the king of destroying marijuana edibles
if Da King is really gone I think now is an opportunity to break the wheel and develop a non-hierarchical shitposters union
July 1, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Sadboy Faust here

Reskeet with a favorite photo of yourself
June 30, 2023 at 8:36 AM
Sadboy Faust here!

I just wanted to give a "shout-out" to subs and orcas!

Though Marijuana Edibles wound indiscriminately, out watery friends do the Lord's work!
June 30, 2023 at 8:27 AM
Sadboy Faust here:

Make a green sky to warn when people are talking about using MEs (Marijuana Edibles), the devil's fruit snack.
kind of like a bluesky icon early warning system
June 30, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Sadboy Faust here:

Quick practice sketch before bed! Boy howdy, do I hate MEs (marijuana edibles)
June 29, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Sadboy Faust here

This is some people with MEs(Marijuana edibles) instead of cheese... 😢
June 29, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Sadboy Faust here:

I offered JP to fight in a "cage match" but he's too much of a coward! 😭

I hope he eats to many MEs (Marijuana Edibles) if he won't fight me!
June 29, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Sadboy Faust here:

The draconian drug policing we have today, that only stigmatizes and punishes drug users, leaving them no recourse but to suffer addiction alone or face life altering consequences for what amounts to a treatable medical condition is a direct result of Reagan.
good morning bluesky just remember you can blame literally any modern issue on ronald reagan and you will almost certainly be correct
June 29, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Sadboy Faust here:

I really did LOL when I saw this 😂

Sephoroth is such a silly name for an Internet conflict
On Twitter a fued is called "Twitter beef" on here it's called
June 29, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Sadboy Faust here:

Wow! Awful news! Grimace gave me lots of laughs and smiles as a kid!

Certainly, he is the latest victim of the menace known as MEs (marijuana edibles)
Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying
June 28, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Sadboy Faust here:

Hey, punk rock posse!

Did you know that Ian MacKaye could never have invented straight edge punk rock if he used MEs(Marijuana Edibles)

Wow! Sounds like marijuana edibles really are a "major threat"!
June 28, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Sadboy Faust here:

Have you ever taken an ME (Marijuana Edible)? How has your life gotten worse because of it?... 🤔
June 28, 2023 at 7:18 PM