STARRING:
@shujinacademy.bsky.social as The Narrator.
Solstice Hannan as The Ghost of Christmas Past.
@sadboyfaust.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Present.
@captainsupreme.bsky.social as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
@dxkramer1981.bsky.social as Dr Lazarus Kind.
and myself as Red McCano.

Sadboy Faust here:

That's because trans ancoms are the best. It's who I am and 90% of people I'm happy to talk to.

Sadboy Faust here:

Dale Gribble wouldn't hate trans people, but he'd hate a lot of trans people. Mostly because of hyperpop and communism, not cause of gender identities.

He would still hold an L. Hyperpop and communism are the best 😇

Sadboy Faust here:

I am popular with your friends!

Sadboy Faust here!

Great job dog! I'm in boot camp right now learning full stack!

The only thing getting me through it is my devotion to stomp out marijuana edibles.

Sadboy Faust here:

I hate him as much as I hate marijuana edibles 😭

I hope he finds out what hell is like soon 😊

Sadboy Faust here!

Wow that pack sure is "loud"! And marijuana is good clean fun!

But, did you "gamers" know marijuana edibles are incredibly dangerous and laced with dark Magicka! Wow! Scary!

Let's stick with safer routes, like clearing the "gravity bong" til you green out! 😊

Sad boy Faust here. I only care about aquatic class warfare and the war against marijuana edibles now

Sadboy Faust here:

Democrats care more about the rules than they care about human beings, they helped make the rules! The rules benefit them BECAUSE they are oppressive!

They're useless centrists and allies of fascism.

Don't do marijuana edibles.

Sadboy Faust here:

Hey, @broseph.bsky.social, it's Faust!
I really LedOL when I saw this and thought you would really get a "kick" out of it

I hope you're having a blessed day 😇!