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𝑹𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕 Ryan ❌👑
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Blue dot on a red map. #Excel enjoyer. Data-driven educator. Big 12 curmudgeon. Casual normie ska fan. Amateur film photographer. Opinions are my own; facts belong to everyone.
🇺🇸 Navy veteran
📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma
🎓 @tulsacc.edu ’19 @okstate.edu ’22
If Five Iron Frenzy releases a new album before Streetlight Manifesto, I will record myself eating an entire jar of mayonnaise without utensils and post it here.
It’s so far out it’s not worth mentioning to be honest. That’s not to say it isn’t being worked on but it’s glacial.
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The pity of this Alabama-Oklahoma game is that both teams can’t lose
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fox News taught its viewers how January 6th didn’t fit a specific and narrow definition of the word “insurrection.” Trump sued ABC News over the exact definition of “rape.” Now MAGA is making sure we know precisely what “pedophile” means.

If you’re that reliant on semantics, you’ve already lost.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I was loading a pizza in the oven when a pepperoni slipped off and landed on the burner. Now there’s a distinct burning smell everywhere, and I realized that if the reason I dropped some toppings was because I was having a stroke, I’ll never have any way of knowing.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Honestly just deliver another Larry O’Brien Trophy to Oklahoma City and let the rest of the NBA compete for second place. It’s not even fair at this point. #ThunderUP
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“AI is going to destroy our society,” I said through a burp with a mouthful of chicken wings.
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Shit’s paywalled, can someone with a subscription let me know if Paul Blart: Mall Cop made the cut?
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy #VeteransDay but political
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy #VeteransDay to all who served 🇺🇸

📷 #Nikon N90s
🎞️ #Kodak #UltraMax400
🗓️ November 8, 2025
📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma

#35mm #analog #believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #filmisalive
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Time to take the keys away from grandma and grandpa and grandma and grandpa and grandma and grandpa and grandma and crazy uncle John.
It’s a big tent but Senate Dems ain’t in it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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It’s a big tent but Senate Dems ain’t in it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Mamdani is gonna introduce Shaquille Law. Nobody is allowed to make free throws.
Mamdani is gonna introduce Shatner law. Star Trek for everyone.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpie law. One permanent marker per household.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I don’t know if I’m ever going to get over Trump saying “big play coming up” on 2nd and 7.
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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love this for her.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ranking the greatest running backs ever to have the initials B.S., play college football at a university in Oklahoma, win the Heisman Trophy, get drafted in the top three by Detroit, spend their entire NFL career wearing #20 for the Lions, and retire to Oklahoma:

1. Barry Sanders
2. Billy Sims
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
#filmphotography dilemmas: when you’re really excited about the shot you took on frame 34 and you have to decide whether or not to take a couple of throwaway photos so you can finish off the roll and develop it sooner
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
As a Cowboys fan, I usually welcome any excuse to hate the Washington football team even more… but this one would be too much.
President Trump would like the Commanders’ new stadium named after him, though no formal talks have occurred, ESPN reported. Trump will be in attendance at the team’s game on Sunday — the Commanders expect the topic may arise during his visit.
Trump Stadium, home of the Commanders? The president is not opposed.
No formal conversations on naming rights for the Commanders’ new D.C. home have been held.
wapo.st
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My 3-year-old daughter is playing with dolls and making one of them sing “ba-ba-ba-basketball, give me the ball because I’m gonna DUMP IT” vaguely to the tune of Roundball Rock, and this is honestly one of my proudest moments as a dad.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Atlas Shrugged, shrugged.
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Come on Blue Wave, do Oklahoma next
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fox News is gonna have to learn how to pronounce Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM