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Me to my subcompact Mitsubishi Mirage rental on the turnpike heading back to airport
a man is lifting a barbell in a gym while another man watches .
ALT: a man is lifting a barbell in a gym while another man watches .
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August 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i love pope jokes!
May 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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One thing about me is that if you make a fancy show or movie about Vatican drama I’ll watch it. Conclave. Young Pope. New Pope. Two Popes. Give me all the Pope Shows you got
April 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Drake University:
March 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Mickey 17 is a wife guy
March 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Amanda re: Beekeeper starring Jason Statham:
“This guy says a lot of bee stuff. He thinks he’s a bee.”
February 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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TV On The Radio play "Wolf Like Me" on Letterman (2006)
February 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
September 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Took me way too long but finally deleted my Twitter account yesterday. Fuck that guy
January 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM