Ryan
@ryhio.bsky.social
I can do all things through spite which strengthens me.
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Rank and file mainline Protestants are not liberal.
They've never been liberal.
They are moving increasingly towards the Republican party.
Please stop saying "liberal mainline."
They've never been liberal.
They are moving increasingly towards the Republican party.
Please stop saying "liberal mainline."
May 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Rank and file mainline Protestants are not liberal.
They've never been liberal.
They are moving increasingly towards the Republican party.
Please stop saying "liberal mainline."
They've never been liberal.
They are moving increasingly towards the Republican party.
Please stop saying "liberal mainline."
Considering “Gulf of America” is its official government name now and all laws giving the Coast Guard jurisdiction over it call it the Gulf of Mexico, I think all crime is now legal on the Gulf because no one has the authority to stop you.
February 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Considering “Gulf of America” is its official government name now and all laws giving the Coast Guard jurisdiction over it call it the Gulf of Mexico, I think all crime is now legal on the Gulf because no one has the authority to stop you.
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Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”
Ainsley Earhardt makes a case for RFK Jr: "When you go to Europe, the food is delicious. It's so fresh. And you don't gain weight if you eat a big bowl of pasta. So we want that to come here to America."
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”
In case you had any hope left for humanity, while getting lunch I overheard a woman telling her friend about Dr Moreau and his experiments making human animal hybrids. I slowly came to the realization she thought the whole thing was real. My attempt to tell them it was just a book did NOT go well.
December 18, 2024 at 8:22 PM
In case you had any hope left for humanity, while getting lunch I overheard a woman telling her friend about Dr Moreau and his experiments making human animal hybrids. I slowly came to the realization she thought the whole thing was real. My attempt to tell them it was just a book did NOT go well.
Post a gif of your favorite comfort show.
November 26, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Post a gif of your favorite comfort show.
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No one knows the future - both what Trump will actually do, and what the effects will be - but it truly was the case that that Trump’s *explicit campaign promises* were to basically destroy the recovery.
oh my god
November 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
No one knows the future - both what Trump will actually do, and what the effects will be - but it truly was the case that that Trump’s *explicit campaign promises* were to basically destroy the recovery.
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Required reading for every US senator (recommended reading for everyone else). Excellent piece by Sarah Zhang of @theatlantic.bsky.social
Here’s How We Know RFK Jr. Is Wrong About Vaccines
Children used to die of diseases far more gruesome and deadly than we remember.
www.theatlantic.com
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Required reading for every US senator (recommended reading for everyone else). Excellent piece by Sarah Zhang of @theatlantic.bsky.social
@bencollins.bsky.social Alex is saying the sale was halted or fake or something (it’s hard to tell with his nonsense). Please say this isn’t true. This has been the funniest shit ever.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social Alex is saying the sale was halted or fake or something (it’s hard to tell with his nonsense). Please say this isn’t true. This has been the funniest shit ever.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter]
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
November 14, 2024 at 5:51 AM
[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter]
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!
Found in Blacklick Woods.
November 9, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Found in Blacklick Woods.
I’m a nobody on here who barely posts and I’m already seeing more engagement. The influx of twitter refugees is going well.
November 9, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I’m a nobody on here who barely posts and I’m already seeing more engagement. The influx of twitter refugees is going well.
Election Day should be a federal holiday. Not for any of the good, real reasons that would be helpful to everyone. But because in the first 15 minutes of my day today, it became clear none of us are getting any work done.
November 5, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Election Day should be a federal holiday. Not for any of the good, real reasons that would be helpful to everyone. But because in the first 15 minutes of my day today, it became clear none of us are getting any work done.
We had a vaccine clinic in the office today so I went ahead and got my flu and Covid shots. The whole time the “nurse” was telling me how kids get too many vaccines these days (based on what?). And that I probably don’t need a Covid vax since my blood is O+ (this is a lie). Faith in humanity: 0.
October 17, 2024 at 8:39 PM
We had a vaccine clinic in the office today so I went ahead and got my flu and Covid shots. The whole time the “nurse” was telling me how kids get too many vaccines these days (based on what?). And that I probably don’t need a Covid vax since my blood is O+ (this is a lie). Faith in humanity: 0.
Nicholas Cage is to acting what Nickelback is to music. We all make jokes and pretend they’re terrible. But deep down, we’re all fans.
July 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Nicholas Cage is to acting what Nickelback is to music. We all make jokes and pretend they’re terrible. But deep down, we’re all fans.
Joe Manchin leaving the Democratic Party due to “partisan extremism” with 24 hours of Trump being convicted of 34 felonies is the most “enlightened centrist” move I can imagine. Totally both sides, bro.
May 31, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Joe Manchin leaving the Democratic Party due to “partisan extremism” with 24 hours of Trump being convicted of 34 felonies is the most “enlightened centrist” move I can imagine. Totally both sides, bro.
Is this where the verdict party is?
May 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Is this where the verdict party is?
My wife while watching Immaculate:
I don’t know if I can do this, man. Are they cloning Jesus? Like it’s Jurassic Park? Italian Tim Curry is building a Jurassic Park of Jesuses? This may be too dumb for me.
I don’t know if I can do this, man. Are they cloning Jesus? Like it’s Jurassic Park? Italian Tim Curry is building a Jurassic Park of Jesuses? This may be too dumb for me.
May 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
My wife while watching Immaculate:
I don’t know if I can do this, man. Are they cloning Jesus? Like it’s Jurassic Park? Italian Tim Curry is building a Jurassic Park of Jesuses? This may be too dumb for me.
I don’t know if I can do this, man. Are they cloning Jesus? Like it’s Jurassic Park? Italian Tim Curry is building a Jurassic Park of Jesuses? This may be too dumb for me.
Checked into a cabin today and got a surprise buddy. I think she’s going to ride it out with me through the eclipse. Already a great vacation.
April 8, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Checked into a cabin today and got a surprise buddy. I think she’s going to ride it out with me through the eclipse. Already a great vacation.
Don’t worry, the 2 dumbest men on the planet are on the case.
March 26, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Don’t worry, the 2 dumbest men on the planet are on the case.
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The Civil War looks extremely obvious in hindsight, but in real time from 1850 to the outbreak of hostilities the Unionists thought that the Confederates were bluffing. After Bleeding Kansas, after Preston Brooks put Sumner in a coma, after Dred Scott, after the declarations of secession…
March 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
The Civil War looks extremely obvious in hindsight, but in real time from 1850 to the outbreak of hostilities the Unionists thought that the Confederates were bluffing. After Bleeding Kansas, after Preston Brooks put Sumner in a coma, after Dred Scott, after the declarations of secession…
Just saw Madame Web and it is absolutely bad/good. I laughed so hard I cried. Sometimes intentionally. If ever there was a movie made for weed, this is it.
March 2, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Just saw Madame Web and it is absolutely bad/good. I laughed so hard I cried. Sometimes intentionally. If ever there was a movie made for weed, this is it.
The more I hear about the Alabama IVF case, the more I want the couple bringing the case charged with a crime. You’re suing on the basis that your frozen embryos are children? You knew they’d destroy the unused embryos. That means you’re guilty in a murder for hire plot by your own logic.
February 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The more I hear about the Alabama IVF case, the more I want the couple bringing the case charged with a crime. You’re suing on the basis that your frozen embryos are children? You knew they’d destroy the unused embryos. That means you’re guilty in a murder for hire plot by your own logic.
Never get into a staring contest with a turtle. I will be taking no follow up questions.
February 10, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Never get into a staring contest with a turtle. I will be taking no follow up questions.
Don’t really know what to do with this account, so I’m just going to randomly post articles about some of my favorite stories from history. Here’s Robert Smalls: www.smithsonianmag.com/history/thri...
February 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Don’t really know what to do with this account, so I’m just going to randomly post articles about some of my favorite stories from history. Here’s Robert Smalls: www.smithsonianmag.com/history/thri...