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Ryan
@ryguy.bsky.social
Zyrtec Enthusiast
Data Scientist
Homebrewer
PA-Based
Virgo
To post the “I’m pooping” BeReal, or not to post the “I’m pooping” BeReal? That is the question
July 12, 2023 at 4:37 PM
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hope pete alonso gets explosive diarrhea out there
July 11, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Am i the only one who wants to be matty matheson when they grow up?
July 9, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
July 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
What movie completes the trilogy for Barbie and Oppenheimer
July 6, 2023 at 9:58 PM
This might be how we get the cage match, guys
July 6, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Is it just me or is threads already more annoying than twitter?
July 6, 2023 at 6:13 PM
I got seven (7) reacts on a slack message today, so I guess you could say I’m kind of a big deal
July 5, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Might fuck around and tie dye a long sleeve button up so i can show my office that I am truly a hippie and maybe they should rethink the drug policy so i can drop acid
July 5, 2023 at 11:14 PM
My dog actually isn’t afraid of fireworks, he’s afraid of the kind of people that are still trying to make July 4th happen
July 5, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Happy hot dog day to all who celebrate
July 4, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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it's cool they made a country that you can openly hate up to the extent that you don't actually do anything that makes any difference
July 4, 2023 at 5:27 PM
How “fuck America” can my skeets get before i get put on a list?
July 4, 2023 at 5:19 PM
My most listened to genre is “songs that would sound good on the kazoo “
July 4, 2023 at 1:54 PM
It’s gotten so bad that I’m listening to country
July 4, 2023 at 12:51 PM
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popular bottoms be like
I just picked a random from my tops
July 4, 2023 at 1:21 AM
If I go to Olive Garden alone, can I ask for a designated family to eat with?
July 3, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Am i the only one who sometimes thinks george clooney was president at some point?
July 3, 2023 at 2:25 AM
If first lady was an elected position, i think edie falco would have a great shot at winning
July 1, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Yeah let’s all post on social media about the scotus rulings. That’ll surely make them rethink their decision. We did it!
June 30, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Why in the ever loving hell is Joe Biden running for president again
June 30, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Bacon wrapped foods are just America’s attempt at sushi
June 28, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Oopsiepoopsie is such a cute name for a baby girl
June 27, 2023 at 10:17 PM
The best possible use of AI will be replacing the main character in movies with Shrek. Top gun - starring Shrek. Mary Poppins - starring Shrek. Juno - starring Shrek. I welcome our machine overlords.
June 27, 2023 at 1:15 PM