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americas sweetheart
Don’t rely on the kicker imo
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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BREAKING: Suspect in Brown University shooting found dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound at New Hampshire storage facility - Fox
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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the happiest man in the world
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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these people aren't good at their jobs and im tired of their constant threats. fuck off
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Can’t trust anyone who has Morgan Wallen in their Spotify wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Gotta be rough to be an influencer. You get popular for a moment in time then slowly resort to hopping on every meme trend to chase engagement
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Better than a semicolon
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The 11/11 aurora
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You can tell Apple is using AI bullshit for their spellcheck because it sucks fucking ass now. Multitudes worse than it was a decade ago. Just moving backwards for to implement shit that doesn’t work and nobody wants
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is extremely @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social coded
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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as this goes on while i grow older, i am very much feeling like a creature of another time. obviously things have always been more or less this way my entire life but as the last vestiges of truth, shared obligations, a loose moral framework get sheared away, i feel increasingly out of place
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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American law, it seems to me, exists to create a condition of constant titillation for people whose material needs are never unmet, but whose appetites have been teased into a state of ungovernable sadism by sloganeering & advertising that promises a return to a world that never existed & never will
Our survival is their failure
I knew eventually right-wing shock troops were coming here
www.welcometohellworld.com
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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i think this is the funniest* thing he's ever done, just on symbolism and optics alone.

*mitigating factor in the humor: this man does not intend to leave in 3 years
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My apartment building recently got sold and it’s pretty clear during the sale they overlooked explaining that the building’s heating is on a central radiator system because nobody’s turned it on
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Made a comment on a Bloomberg TikTok and now there are libertarians in the replies blabbering about the gold standard
October 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why does stainless steel smell like that
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Shooters are just going to inscribe increasingly incoherent contradictory and deeply ironic messages on the casings for their crimes.
September 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So happy more people are realizing peaches belong on pizza
September 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Trump should’ve realized people would still be talking about CK 10 days after he had him 😵😵😵 to get the headlines off the Epstein stuff so now he’s mad
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I have the body of an athlete (baseball player)
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM