RMD
@ryandevoe.bsky.social
writer. goblin. horrible lizard witch.
Joined slutty little glasses club.
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Joined slutty little glasses club.
I fear this man was made to destroy me personally???
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I fear this man was made to destroy me personally???
Finally bundling up weather.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Finally bundling up weather.
She is everything to me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
She is everything to me.
Oh no I fear Heated Rivalry is my entire personality now
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh no I fear Heated Rivalry is my entire personality now
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Omg everything is so stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Omg everything is so stupid.
Jocktober is almost over but my religion allows me to celebrate it year round so my DMs remain open, thank you.
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Jocktober is almost over but my religion allows me to celebrate it year round so my DMs remain open, thank you.
Hello from hiding inside the set to do quick changes. My jawline came back so now I am obnoxious.
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hello from hiding inside the set to do quick changes. My jawline came back so now I am obnoxious.
Two dream callbacks. Three insane industry meetings regarding my writing. Finally on the right path to having a trophy husband to buy a ptown house for.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Two dream callbacks. Three insane industry meetings regarding my writing. Finally on the right path to having a trophy husband to buy a ptown house for.
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
It would’ve been so easy to pull “our jeans have good genes” and show a bunch of people with nice butts wearing denim that fits perfectly but we had to do the dumbest version of the thing.
July 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It would’ve been so easy to pull “our jeans have good genes” and show a bunch of people with nice butts wearing denim that fits perfectly but we had to do the dumbest version of the thing.
V thankful for access to two private pools right now. Damn it’s hot
July 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
V thankful for access to two private pools right now. Damn it’s hot
Exhausted Pizza Bagel. This tracks.
Fatigued Tortilla Chip
July 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Exhausted Pizza Bagel. This tracks.
I’m online in a lot of ways but not enough that I really understand Trisha Paytas can someone explain why she is harbinger of death???
July 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m online in a lot of ways but not enough that I really understand Trisha Paytas can someone explain why she is harbinger of death???
All of my friends are ridiculously good looking and in shape which is a good motivator to go do cardio even though it’s 95 degrees and I’m already dying
July 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
All of my friends are ridiculously good looking and in shape which is a good motivator to go do cardio even though it’s 95 degrees and I’m already dying
Small silver lining: while helping a friend recover we have decided to watch The Bear and spend all day taste testing various ramens from the local Japanese market and I am so excited because noodles
July 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Small silver lining: while helping a friend recover we have decided to watch The Bear and spend all day taste testing various ramens from the local Japanese market and I am so excited because noodles
So far in 2025 everyone I love is either sick or dying I would like a break now please
July 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So far in 2025 everyone I love is either sick or dying I would like a break now please
Also thank god for my gay trainer because he texted today to say “I feel like when I’m done with you it’ll be serving rugby player top daddy and I’m so proud of myself for that”
Happy Pride
Happy Pride
June 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Also thank god for my gay trainer because he texted today to say “I feel like when I’m done with you it’ll be serving rugby player top daddy and I’m so proud of myself for that”
Happy Pride
Happy Pride
Friend had to shave his chest for a role and the incredibly parasocial middle aged gays came out the woodwork to leave fucking INSANE comments and DMs. Over body hair. I need some of you to stop being so fucking weird.
June 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Friend had to shave his chest for a role and the incredibly parasocial middle aged gays came out the woodwork to leave fucking INSANE comments and DMs. Over body hair. I need some of you to stop being so fucking weird.
The only exception to this rule is Mark Mackillop who actively works his ass off nearly year round as an advocate and fundraiser for BCEFA and is quite literally bolting all over the city to collect memorabilia to auction off. No wonder he’s got abs. Carrying the fundraising efforts is heavy.
Watching the in shape Bway Bares dancers fight for their LIVES in comments right now is admittedly a good distraction. Babes. I’m proud that y’all raised money! It’s for a good cause! But let’s not pretend that anyone average or GOD FORBID plus sized is included as anything more than a token.
June 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The only exception to this rule is Mark Mackillop who actively works his ass off nearly year round as an advocate and fundraiser for BCEFA and is quite literally bolting all over the city to collect memorabilia to auction off. No wonder he’s got abs. Carrying the fundraising efforts is heavy.
Watching the in shape Bway Bares dancers fight for their LIVES in comments right now is admittedly a good distraction. Babes. I’m proud that y’all raised money! It’s for a good cause! But let’s not pretend that anyone average or GOD FORBID plus sized is included as anything more than a token.
June 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Watching the in shape Bway Bares dancers fight for their LIVES in comments right now is admittedly a good distraction. Babes. I’m proud that y’all raised money! It’s for a good cause! But let’s not pretend that anyone average or GOD FORBID plus sized is included as anything more than a token.
I’ve successfully fucked with ICE twice now but I’m probably on a list so I won’t say how. Just know it’s us versus a bunch of guys making $11/hr but they’re so racist they’re willing to be paid nothing.
June 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’ve successfully fucked with ICE twice now but I’m probably on a list so I won’t say how. Just know it’s us versus a bunch of guys making $11/hr but they’re so racist they’re willing to be paid nothing.