Ryan Covey
@ryancovey.bsky.social
Podcaster (Doomsday at the Movies -https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/doomsday-at-the-movies/id1527209493), Midwesterner, doomsday movie fanatic. Here for stupid jokes and talking about pop culture. He/They
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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Empires decline all the time, for all kinds of reasons, but our present moment will be remembered in history books for the sheer volume of *voluntary & pointless self-imposed damage*. We're systematically dismantling what made us great, for no reason! Genuinely, with no rationale! It's wild.
September 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Empires decline all the time, for all kinds of reasons, but our present moment will be remembered in history books for the sheer volume of *voluntary & pointless self-imposed damage*. We're systematically dismantling what made us great, for no reason! Genuinely, with no rationale! It's wild.
David Gordon Green's entire Halloween trilogy, free to a good home
June 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
David Gordon Green's entire Halloween trilogy, free to a good home
I think I can safely tap out on the Final Destination movies. I gave it six tries and I've hated them more with each subsequent entry. Think it's time to just accept that I'm the weird one.
May 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I think I can safely tap out on the Final Destination movies. I gave it six tries and I've hated them more with each subsequent entry. Think it's time to just accept that I'm the weird one.
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WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of Für Elise
April 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of Für Elise
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“I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt”
or: Moe-rman Rockwell
#moerch #simpsons #thesimpsons
or: Moe-rman Rockwell
#moerch #simpsons #thesimpsons
March 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt”
or: Moe-rman Rockwell
#moerch #simpsons #thesimpsons
or: Moe-rman Rockwell
#moerch #simpsons #thesimpsons
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One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you
Finally saw Terrifier 3, actually surprised at how much better it is than the last one. I love that the last 3 movies were really misogynist and he mostly stopped doing that so instead he made this one way more political and then put out a press release saying his movies aren't political. Great bit.
February 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Finally saw Terrifier 3, actually surprised at how much better it is than the last one. I love that the last 3 movies were really misogynist and he mostly stopped doing that so instead he made this one way more political and then put out a press release saying his movies aren't political. Great bit.
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So far the Damien Leone statement has been praised by Caroline Williams and The Soskas. You truly can tell a real bad take by who supports it.
February 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So far the Damien Leone statement has been praised by Caroline Williams and The Soskas. You truly can tell a real bad take by who supports it.
Very depressing the amount of full grown adults who treat horror movies like Cocomelon with blood and tits
February 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Very depressing the amount of full grown adults who treat horror movies like Cocomelon with blood and tits
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"All art is political"
Terrifier fans: "Nice try, but have you considered that I'm too fucking stupid to even know what politics are?"
Terrifier fans: "Nice try, but have you considered that I'm too fucking stupid to even know what politics are?"
February 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"All art is political"
Terrifier fans: "Nice try, but have you considered that I'm too fucking stupid to even know what politics are?"
Terrifier fans: "Nice try, but have you considered that I'm too fucking stupid to even know what politics are?"
I am convinced that Terrifier fans think a movie "being political" is having a character turn to the camera and deliver a speech like Steven Seagal at the end of On Deadly Ground.
February 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I am convinced that Terrifier fans think a movie "being political" is having a character turn to the camera and deliver a speech like Steven Seagal at the end of On Deadly Ground.
Wait the guy who has made nothing but a series of movies with no clear agenda besides being weird about women just made a shitty political statement? This definitely isn't the tip of a horrible iceberg.
February 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Wait the guy who has made nothing but a series of movies with no clear agenda besides being weird about women just made a shitty political statement? This definitely isn't the tip of a horrible iceberg.
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Even if you do not create/consume/like NSFW media you must speak up for SWs and NSFW creators b/c the criminalizing and banning of it is just another step towards fascism. It will be used to target minority groups, LGBT, etc. and anything deemed "unsanitary" or "degenerate".
January 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Even if you do not create/consume/like NSFW media you must speak up for SWs and NSFW creators b/c the criminalizing and banning of it is just another step towards fascism. It will be used to target minority groups, LGBT, etc. and anything deemed "unsanitary" or "degenerate".
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Presidents come and presidents go
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
OCEANS ARE NOW
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
OCEANS ARE NOW
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Presidents come and presidents go
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
OCEANS ARE NOW
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
OCEANS ARE NOW
Why the fuck was everybody mad at Maxxxine? That was pretty good
January 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Why the fuck was everybody mad at Maxxxine? That was pretty good
Trying to figure out a nice way to ask why everyone liked The First Omen so much because I truly just don't get it.
January 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Trying to figure out a nice way to ask why everyone liked The First Omen so much because I truly just don't get it.
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I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.
Especially because they walk like this.
January 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.
Especially because they walk like this.
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I rewatched A Knight's Tale last night, and I think this time I figured out how to appreciate it properly: it's Our Flag Means Death, but for heterosexuality.
January 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I rewatched A Knight's Tale last night, and I think this time I figured out how to appreciate it properly: it's Our Flag Means Death, but for heterosexuality.