RyanB
@ryanbseattle.bsky.social
SQL DBA who believes that the Cookie Monster has been unfairly persecuted for years. He just wants a cookie!
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Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. 🫶
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. 🫶
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All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
Everyone who moved to the NW over the summer is about to find out about what I call "The long grey" ☁️
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Everyone who moved to the NW over the summer is about to find out about what I call "The long grey" ☁️
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This year's PASS Data Community Summit t-shirts are COMING IN HOT! If you're attending me and @kendralittle.bsky.social's precons, you just might could score one!
October 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This year's PASS Data Community Summit t-shirts are COMING IN HOT! If you're attending me and @kendralittle.bsky.social's precons, you just might could score one!
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Can we all be honest with each other?
We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can we all be honest with each other?
We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
We still use RDCMan (v2.7/2.8) regularly.
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This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)
September 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)
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RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.
September 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicowxulcoikrb7a7datbtfucl3yb2kfxjuoknszcvbrhjanpek7f4@jpeg)
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
August 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@kendralittle.bsky.social
Have I showed you an image of my corgi yet?
His name is Todd...He is so much a "Todd".
Have I showed you an image of my corgi yet?
His name is Todd...He is so much a "Todd".
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@kendralittle.bsky.social
Have I showed you an image of my corgi yet?
His name is Todd...He is so much a "Todd".
Have I showed you an image of my corgi yet?
His name is Todd...He is so much a "Todd".
Me: Gets an email about a new show that I know I'm going to like
Network: New episodes released weekly
Me: (facepalm)
Network: New episodes released weekly
Me: (facepalm)
August 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me: Gets an email about a new show that I know I'm going to like
Network: New episodes released weekly
Me: (facepalm)
Network: New episodes released weekly
Me: (facepalm)
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Kindness for Kiefer
I could really use your help with Kiefer’s amputation bills & gear needs. See Invoices.
1. theherdhouse.com
2. gofund.me/4b243c70 (I’ll adjust the goal to include other donations.
3. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
4. Call either Clinic.
*DM for other options. No scams allowed.
I could really use your help with Kiefer’s amputation bills & gear needs. See Invoices.
1. theherdhouse.com
2. gofund.me/4b243c70 (I’ll adjust the goal to include other donations.
3. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
4. Call either Clinic.
*DM for other options. No scams allowed.
August 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Kindness for Kiefer
I could really use your help with Kiefer’s amputation bills & gear needs. See Invoices.
1. theherdhouse.com
2. gofund.me/4b243c70 (I’ll adjust the goal to include other donations.
3. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
4. Call either Clinic.
*DM for other options. No scams allowed.
I could really use your help with Kiefer’s amputation bills & gear needs. See Invoices.
1. theherdhouse.com
2. gofund.me/4b243c70 (I’ll adjust the goal to include other donations.
3. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
4. Call either Clinic.
*DM for other options. No scams allowed.
Adopted a bat-dog today
July 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Adopted a bat-dog today
July 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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30 years ago I worked at the Space Center. I've never been back, until today, when I visited the Kennedy Space Center museum.
Seeing some of the tech you worked on in a museum is a bit humbling
🙂
Seeing some of the tech you worked on in a museum is a bit humbling
🙂
July 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
30 years ago I worked at the Space Center. I've never been back, until today, when I visited the Kennedy Space Center museum.
Seeing some of the tech you worked on in a museum is a bit humbling
🙂
Seeing some of the tech you worked on in a museum is a bit humbling
🙂
Even tho you chewed up our couches
Even though you thought of the cats as "kitty treats"
You were still always there keeping our feet warm
And protecting us when strangers came to the house
...
Sam, we will always miss you and will think of you a lot while you are on your journey OTRB 🌈
Even though you thought of the cats as "kitty treats"
You were still always there keeping our feet warm
And protecting us when strangers came to the house
...
Sam, we will always miss you and will think of you a lot while you are on your journey OTRB 🌈
July 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Even tho you chewed up our couches
Even though you thought of the cats as "kitty treats"
You were still always there keeping our feet warm
And protecting us when strangers came to the house
...
Sam, we will always miss you and will think of you a lot while you are on your journey OTRB 🌈
Even though you thought of the cats as "kitty treats"
You were still always there keeping our feet warm
And protecting us when strangers came to the house
...
Sam, we will always miss you and will think of you a lot while you are on your journey OTRB 🌈
We lost our sweet Sophie to the Rainbow Bridge today. It was sudden and unexpected for our 12-yo Pappion girl, and we are heart-broken.
Missing her already.
Missing her already.
June 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
We lost our sweet Sophie to the Rainbow Bridge today. It was sudden and unexpected for our 12-yo Pappion girl, and we are heart-broken.
Missing her already.
Missing her already.
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This photograph shows us the other side of the Moon, which we usually do not see. It was captured by the Chinese Chang'e 5-T1 spacecraft.
June 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This photograph shows us the other side of the Moon, which we usually do not see. It was captured by the Chinese Chang'e 5-T1 spacecraft.
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The Pillars of Creation, seen here in mid-infrared by #NASAWebb, adds to decades of research about star formation by helping astronomers analyze the densest dusts and gases of the region, and improving the precision of their star-formation models: bit.ly/45ayCYi 🔭 🧪
June 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Pillars of Creation, seen here in mid-infrared by #NASAWebb, adds to decades of research about star formation by helping astronomers analyze the densest dusts and gases of the region, and improving the precision of their star-formation models: bit.ly/45ayCYi 🔭 🧪
A peaceful evening with our young little ones loving the hole in our yard (cameos from our older boys at the end).
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@theherdhouse.bsky.social
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@theherdhouse.bsky.social
New video · Friday, May 23 🎬
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May 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
A peaceful evening with our young little ones loving the hole in our yard (cameos from our older boys at the end).
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@theherdhouse.bsky.social
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@theherdhouse.bsky.social
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My neighbors will never know if I’m being brutally murdered because I make the same blood-curdling screams while on the foam roller.
April 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My neighbors will never know if I’m being brutally murdered because I make the same blood-curdling screams while on the foam roller.
@bencollins.bsky.social @theonion.com
It took more than 15 years; It got warped to something way more creepy; but it came true!!! (tinyurl.com/5n7jf5cm)
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It took more than 15 years; It got warped to something way more creepy; but it came true!!! (tinyurl.com/5n7jf5cm)
www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...
Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town
A trading card game consisting of real-life ojisan (middle-aged men) are going viral with kids in the city of Kawara in Fukuoka Prefecture.
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April 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social @theonion.com
It took more than 15 years; It got warped to something way more creepy; but it came true!!! (tinyurl.com/5n7jf5cm)
www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...
It took more than 15 years; It got warped to something way more creepy; but it came true!!! (tinyurl.com/5n7jf5cm)
www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...