pope leo? yeah i love that little guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doduo cosplays as dodrio

All my homies are talking about Ryan Seacrest Rockin New Years Eve. Everyone who's anyone thinks it's really cool!!!

[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!

all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars

Clickhole but still

HER: whatcha thinking about?
[thinking about how in the early 80s before I was born a German disco artist named Dieter Bohlen chose my full name, "Ryan Simmons," as a stage name]
ME: nothing

Jewish Currents received a dozen or so letters calling me a Nazi, among other things, for this drawing. They published a sampling and my response. Full response here-->
jewishcurrents.org/letters/on-k...

Love it when my food is "craveworthy"

To future me, using some kind of widget to look up my first post on this site years down the road - hey man, that thing probably just stole your identity or something