Ryan Alandt
@ryan-alandt.bsky.social
Follow for hot takes on the Fast and Furious films.
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sorry i cant make it to your birthday party im busy telling a sitting senator to gargle my balls on the internet
April 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
sorry i cant make it to your birthday party im busy telling a sitting senator to gargle my balls on the internet
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NFL: This QB has hands like those of a baby. He is blind in one eye, and has little short term memory. Athleticism is absent, and his throwing motion is akin to a broken catapult. Top 15 pick.
NFL: His specific movement ability after contact reminds me of a cross between Boots McGee (you’ve never heard of him) and a natural gas powered city bus. Could be an excellent TE2 for a play action-centric team. Second round.
The difference in draft analysis between the sports is always so funny to me
NBA: "This guy, the 4th pick in the draft, cannot shoot a basketball, he could be a perennial All-Star one day"
MLB: "This guy, the 4th pick in the draft, he has incredible power, great speed, maybe average starter"
NBA: "This guy, the 4th pick in the draft, cannot shoot a basketball, he could be a perennial All-Star one day"
MLB: "This guy, the 4th pick in the draft, he has incredible power, great speed, maybe average starter"
April 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
NFL: This QB has hands like those of a baby. He is blind in one eye, and has little short term memory. Athleticism is absent, and his throwing motion is akin to a broken catapult. Top 15 pick.
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
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No matter how bad you’ve fucked up at your job, you’ve never traded Luka Doncic. Always remember that.
February 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
No matter how bad you’ve fucked up at your job, you’ve never traded Luka Doncic. Always remember that.
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No you're not gonna pay 10%. Listen to what I'm saying. You impose 25% and you let it get to half,
April 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
No you're not gonna pay 10%. Listen to what I'm saying. You impose 25% and you let it get to half,
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The world is burning down in real time, so let’s check in with our hard-working public servants at the North Carolina General Assembly
April 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The world is burning down in real time, so let’s check in with our hard-working public servants at the North Carolina General Assembly
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Notice to all corporations: if you try to pass the cost of tariffs on to me I will "pass" on buying your product. As far as I'm concerned this is a "you problem"
April 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Notice to all corporations: if you try to pass the cost of tariffs on to me I will "pass" on buying your product. As far as I'm concerned this is a "you problem"
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104% tariffs on Chinese goods go into effect tomorrow. Let's see how Fox News is covering the story.
April 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
104% tariffs on Chinese goods go into effect tomorrow. Let's see how Fox News is covering the story.
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Enough of this please! Hillary Clinton has the worst fucking political instincts in world lmfao. these people are so delusional, she was against gay marriage until 2014 which even by American standards basically made you Hitler back then
April 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Enough of this please! Hillary Clinton has the worst fucking political instincts in world lmfao. these people are so delusional, she was against gay marriage until 2014 which even by American standards basically made you Hitler back then
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Turns out the answer to the rightwing meme “what is a man?” is “someone who gets fucked to death by Mr. President while applauding.”
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Turns out the answer to the rightwing meme “what is a man?” is “someone who gets fucked to death by Mr. President while applauding.”
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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
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Back to watching CNBC. "This is not a misprint: Dow futures with an implied drop of -4.5%." Each anchor has the vibe of a guy waking up from a years-long bender on the side of the highway with no phone and an empty bank account. Continues to be better TV than almost any show.
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Back to watching CNBC. "This is not a misprint: Dow futures with an implied drop of -4.5%." Each anchor has the vibe of a guy waking up from a years-long bender on the side of the highway with no phone and an empty bank account. Continues to be better TV than almost any show.
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Trump 2024: Millions and millions of you are going to be screwing in little screws to make iPhones.
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Trump 2024: Millions and millions of you are going to be screwing in little screws to make iPhones.
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you guys should try protesting will stancil by stop putting him on my feed
April 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
you guys should try protesting will stancil by stop putting him on my feed
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every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being
April 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being
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RIP to your 401k but at least we're finally talking about the real issues facing ordinary Americans
April 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
RIP to your 401k but at least we're finally talking about the real issues facing ordinary Americans
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can’t stop thinking about how the same people during the early days of COVID the supply chain was fucked up so milk was in short supply and these people made 100 posts a day talking about how not having their whole milk would start a civil war
April 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
can’t stop thinking about how the same people during the early days of COVID the supply chain was fucked up so milk was in short supply and these people made 100 posts a day talking about how not having their whole milk would start a civil war
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When the rich guys impoverishing you get together to talk about impoverishing you
April 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When the rich guys impoverishing you get together to talk about impoverishing you
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I can’t believe Joe Brandon and the Deep State made Trump enact these tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I can’t believe Joe Brandon and the Deep State made Trump enact these tariffs