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I can’t go to Costco when I’m Walmart drunk.
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fuckers.
Hey so as someone who has a degree in global politics and spent a significant amount of time studying international law — this is a textbook example of a war crime.
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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🎵 “We need to abolish DST. Keep Standard Time! It’s a practice so harmful and obsolete. Keep Standard Time! No more debating. Keep Standard Time!” 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Just saying, but they could always uh… do their jobs instead of being partisan shitweasels?
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy hour at the bar and having a stare down Jason.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Our campy bear tree.
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Stating the Christmas decorating.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Brilliant actor. Didn’t appreciate until Andor.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is real. You don’t have to open a text or click a link make your phone vulnerable.
They want you to leave your phones at home so you can’t take video of them. If you leave your phone at home, take a go-pro with you. Cameras out, America!
“ICE is quietly building up its ability to spy on Americans' phones

The agency activated a $2 million contract with Paragon, a service that offers the ability to remotely hack into someone's phone.

[Also] ICE entered into an $11 million contract for Cellebrite devices…to break into a locked phone”
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Think on this for a moment...
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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This is the kind of investigation James Comer was made for…
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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BREAKING: Democrats just broke the GOP supermajority in the Mississippi Senate!

In a stunning victory, Democrats gained seats in court-ordered special elections and will now head to Jackson to represent and fight on behalf of their constituents.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Love this toothpick holder.
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
These sound important
RELATED: Barring “exigent circumstances” and a few other rare exceptions, Cops can neither enter your 🏠 nor arrest you while you’re inside your 🏠 unless they present [or can soon provide] a warrant w/your name, signed by a judge.
ProTip: Police use various tactics to trick ppl into stepping outside.
Please NEVER talk to cops; especially without a lawyer present. If you have the misfortune of encountering police who request info other than can be discerned by your lawfully obtained ID, keep your mouth shut unless you are calmly, clearly asserting your right to legal counsel. Now, more than ever.
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Rep. Seth Moulton: "The Trump administration protects criminals, fraudsters, pedophiles, billionaires, and the president's pal in Argentina while leaving American families are are hungry to fend for themselves."
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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BREAKING: These Brave Protesters in Budapest Are Showing the World How to Stand Up to Authoritarians
open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...
BREAKING: These Brave Protesters in Budapest Are Showing the World How to Stand Up to Authoritarians
Right now, in the streets of Budapest, something extraordinary is happening.
open.substack.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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“Fastest accumulation of $1 Trillion in debt outside of the pandemic…”

But at least the rich got their tax cuts, right @MarshaBlackburn? With Inequality at gilded age levels.

PSA: They don’t care about the debt and never did.
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Shit this is beautiful. Also shit, now he’s probably gonna get investigated for mortgage fraud.
This is amazing!!
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I love our smiley dog.
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Not the government shutdown, or the millions about to lose their healthcare and SNAP benefits, or the farmers declaring bankruptcy, or record closures of small businesses, or rising unemployment or the weakening dollar

The fucking ballroom.

Got it.
October 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My parents live with me and my husband. They are so proud of us and amazing allies. We’re having a Halloween party and our neighbors come it’s good fun. My mom asked that maybe we should put the penises away until later in the evening.
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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May as well smash the whole scene, there’s going to be a gold gilded behemoth in its place.
Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM