Randy K!
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
I've been bullying local Hitler youth Lane Brown for a couple of months. He hasn't responded yet but I'm hopeful.
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I've been bullying local Hitler youth Lane Brown for a couple of months. He hasn't responded yet but I'm hopeful.
A movie that takes place where you're from
Hey it's South Louisiana but it counts.
Hey it's South Louisiana but it counts.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Hey it's South Louisiana but it counts.
Hey it's South Louisiana but it counts.
We got the house!
We're close to making an offer on a house. This has been many years in the making, and a ton of the work has been done by my wife. Mostly because I'm stupid about any of it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We got the house!
We're close to making an offer on a house. This has been many years in the making, and a ton of the work has been done by my wife. Mostly because I'm stupid about any of it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We're close to making an offer on a house. This has been many years in the making, and a ton of the work has been done by my wife. Mostly because I'm stupid about any of it.
48 today. Been a good one so far
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
48 today. Been a good one so far
Oh Twitter. Not posting the whole post from the first guy cause y'all get it, right?
September 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh Twitter. Not posting the whole post from the first guy cause y'all get it, right?
My cousin's husband killed himself last night. He was always a funny, happy guy. When I was a kid he would make me laugh all the time. I'm sad and a bit lost.
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My cousin's husband killed himself last night. He was always a funny, happy guy. When I was a kid he would make me laugh all the time. I'm sad and a bit lost.
I used to read a lot of web comics. It's mostly just Questionable Content now. Is Sluggy Freelance still a thing? Penny Arcade (I've heard they went nuts)?
August 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I used to read a lot of web comics. It's mostly just Questionable Content now. Is Sluggy Freelance still a thing? Penny Arcade (I've heard they went nuts)?
I was married for the 1st time today in 2002. Since I grew up Southern Baptist that means this is the anniversary of my first time dancing.
August 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I was married for the 1st time today in 2002. Since I grew up Southern Baptist that means this is the anniversary of my first time dancing.
I was very young and had Superman underoos with the cape and all. My parents were having a party. I decided to dress up as Superman, and since his underwear was on the outside I just pulled down my pants halfway. Ran around the house yelling "I'm Superman!"
important: what endearing thing do the screenwriters of the movie of your life have you doing in an early scene when you're by yourself to establish your quirky likeability?
i'm listening to Al Green's "Love and Happiness" and singing the backup singers' lines in falsetto while chopping garlic
i'm listening to Al Green's "Love and Happiness" and singing the backup singers' lines in falsetto while chopping garlic
July 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was very young and had Superman underoos with the cape and all. My parents were having a party. I decided to dress up as Superman, and since his underwear was on the outside I just pulled down my pants halfway. Ran around the house yelling "I'm Superman!"
We had some training on child abuse and how to spot signs of it. On babies. With pictures. It was very awful and I wanted to punch every adult that did those terrible things.
July 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We had some training on child abuse and how to spot signs of it. On babies. With pictures. It was very awful and I wanted to punch every adult that did those terrible things.
We have this training for work every year for all the daycare/HeadStart workers who are employed by the Choctaw Nation. It's a week long event in the ballroom of the Choctaw casino. They feed us pretty well.
July 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We have this training for work every year for all the daycare/HeadStart workers who are employed by the Choctaw Nation. It's a week long event in the ballroom of the Choctaw casino. They feed us pretty well.
Tried making a simple homemade pasta sauce. Was pretty good, maybe a bit too much tomato taste. But good for a 1st time
June 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Tried making a simple homemade pasta sauce. Was pretty good, maybe a bit too much tomato taste. But good for a 1st time
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
Did some light protesting. Felt good to yell and see that not everyone in this dumb town are MAGA
June 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Did some light protesting. Felt good to yell and see that not everyone in this dumb town are MAGA
I got like 4 hours of sleep last night cause my kids were being insane. Gonna head to sleep early and maybe drug the children
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I got like 4 hours of sleep last night cause my kids were being insane. Gonna head to sleep early and maybe drug the children
Made some pork tacos with some pickled onions, so good
May 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Made some pork tacos with some pickled onions, so good
Ugh. Got a written warning at work for "insubordination". I close our kitchen, and there's a checklist I follow. I missed a couple of things a few times over the past 2 months.
May 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ugh. Got a written warning at work for "insubordination". I close our kitchen, and there's a checklist I follow. I missed a couple of things a few times over the past 2 months.
We quoted Star Wars and Princess Bride. And walked out to the Star Wars celebration music
Okay, the nerdiest thing at your wedding. Go!
STORYTIME.
At our wedding, my astronomer husband and I had a planetarium show (YES NERDS WE KNOW). The MC told everyone to get drunk first. During the show my drunk aunt-in-law shouted "SHOW US URANUS" and he had a whole BIT about how Uranus got rammed by something hard and let out a lot of gas. 😂
At our wedding, my astronomer husband and I had a planetarium show (YES NERDS WE KNOW). The MC told everyone to get drunk first. During the show my drunk aunt-in-law shouted "SHOW US URANUS" and he had a whole BIT about how Uranus got rammed by something hard and let out a lot of gas. 😂
May 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We quoted Star Wars and Princess Bride. And walked out to the Star Wars celebration music
We have to break my youngest boys heart tonight. It's gonna be awful.
May 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We have to break my youngest boys heart tonight. It's gonna be awful.
My ex-wife, whom I haven't seen in almost 20 years, turns 44 today. I honestly only remember her birthday cause it's Cinco De Mayo.
May 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My ex-wife, whom I haven't seen in almost 20 years, turns 44 today. I honestly only remember her birthday cause it's Cinco De Mayo.
Me and the boy almost twinning on the way to church
May 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me and the boy almost twinning on the way to church
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Always repostin'
October 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Always repostin'