Do Re Mi Fa So done with your shit
@russell131.bsky.social
—He/Him/His
—Here to read the articles and make snarky comments
—Lifelong Cleveland ⚾️ fan
—I think I like soccer now? ⚽️
—Exvangelical ✅✝️🚫⛪️
—Don’t tell my boss I’m here
—Here to read the articles and make snarky comments
—Lifelong Cleveland ⚾️ fan
—I think I like soccer now? ⚽️
—Exvangelical ✅✝️🚫⛪️
—Don’t tell my boss I’m here
Melania looked nice today. Maybe she can ask Sub Zero to knock off the cold temps, too.
January 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Melania looked nice today. Maybe she can ask Sub Zero to knock off the cold temps, too.
Whoever votes for 7, ya mama’s a ho
3 and 5
November 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Whoever votes for 7, ya mama’s a ho
Wait did it…did it work?!
BREAKING: Gaetz withdraws from consideration for attorney general.
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Wait did it…did it work?!
I have 10 more followers than I have people I’m following so I’ll expect that Bluesky check to drop that direct deposit aaaaaany day now #bigtimestuff
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I have 10 more followers than I have people I’m following so I’ll expect that Bluesky check to drop that direct deposit aaaaaany day now #bigtimestuff
I have not posted in a year, but apparently this is where all the smart people leaving Twitter are going. Better dust off my smart ass hat and get back to it
November 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I have not posted in a year, but apparently this is where all the smart people leaving Twitter are going. Better dust off my smart ass hat and get back to it
Sometimes your kid signs up for soccer & robs you of the sweet bliss of sleeping in. Then sometimes your kid signs up for soccer & you find friendship in another parent who has experienced exactly what you have & is exactly where you are in your process and recovery. Take that, Christian Nationalism
September 30, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Sometimes your kid signs up for soccer & robs you of the sweet bliss of sleeping in. Then sometimes your kid signs up for soccer & you find friendship in another parent who has experienced exactly what you have & is exactly where you are in your process and recovery. Take that, Christian Nationalism
Yeah I’ve had sex, but have you ever shown up to the dentist for your filling only to find out it’s just an appointment for a regular cleaning?
August 21, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Yeah I’ve had sex, but have you ever shown up to the dentist for your filling only to find out it’s just an appointment for a regular cleaning?
Be as concerned for the movie theater industry as you want, but as long as there are $7 popcorns and 293858oz drinks, they’ll be just fine
August 20, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Be as concerned for the movie theater industry as you want, but as long as there are $7 popcorns and 293858oz drinks, they’ll be just fine
Hillary’s on Rachel in case you wanna grab the popcorn and watch
August 15, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Hillary’s on Rachel in case you wanna grab the popcorn and watch
People think they know the Sunday Scaries. But do you know the teacher on the day before going back to school from summer break scaries?
August 13, 2023 at 10:33 PM
People think they know the Sunday Scaries. But do you know the teacher on the day before going back to school from summer break scaries?
You know, if the mother of my 13 year old’s girlfriend makes her ask him who his parents voted for one more time, I just might burn down the building.
August 13, 2023 at 2:12 AM
You know, if the mother of my 13 year old’s girlfriend makes her ask him who his parents voted for one more time, I just might burn down the building.
Kinda wanna be productive af, kinda wanna challenge myself to go to bed in the same clothes I woke up in
August 11, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Kinda wanna be productive af, kinda wanna challenge myself to go to bed in the same clothes I woke up in
I asked ChatGPT to write a Biblical passage about Jesus encountering a gay man. It did not disappoint
August 9, 2023 at 12:14 AM
I asked ChatGPT to write a Biblical passage about Jesus encountering a gay man. It did not disappoint
If you’re in Ohio, don’t forget to vote
August 8, 2023 at 10:18 PM
If you’re in Ohio, don’t forget to vote
Shoutout to my 9 followers, you don’t even know the golden goose y’all got.
August 7, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Shoutout to my 9 followers, you don’t even know the golden goose y’all got.
I think I just inadvertently ate a piece of cake for dinner 🤔
August 7, 2023 at 12:30 AM
I think I just inadvertently ate a piece of cake for dinner 🤔
I still cannot get my pulse down to a normal resting rate. This was surreal and amazing and crazy and I loved every moment of it.
August 6, 2023 at 1:34 AM
I still cannot get my pulse down to a normal resting rate. This was surreal and amazing and crazy and I loved every moment of it.
Reposted by Do Re Mi Fa So done with your shit
When you follow someone cuz they post good and then you later discover they are very attractive
August 5, 2023 at 11:34 PM
When you follow someone cuz they post good and then you later discover they are very attractive
FUCK YEAH COME GET SOME
August 5, 2023 at 10:44 PM
FUCK YEAH COME GET SOME
So turns out I’ve been treating the pool the entire season for 10,000 gallons more than we actually have 🤦🏼
Fuck me…
Fuck me…
August 5, 2023 at 7:57 PM
So turns out I’ve been treating the pool the entire season for 10,000 gallons more than we actually have 🤦🏼
Fuck me…
Fuck me…
Thanks to @themckenziest.bsky.social I now have to spend my afternoon listening to Tragic Kingdom. Not mad about it
August 5, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Thanks to @themckenziest.bsky.social I now have to spend my afternoon listening to Tragic Kingdom. Not mad about it
Reposted by Do Re Mi Fa So done with your shit
Trying to find my people. Please boost this if you:
- Believe potatoes have aphrodisiacal powers
- Suspect conifers are nature's terrorists
- Find people who are terrifyingly attractive the MOST attractive kind
- Think you could throw a stick in a room full of Blueskys & hit at least 3 you'd fuck
- Believe potatoes have aphrodisiacal powers
- Suspect conifers are nature's terrorists
- Find people who are terrifyingly attractive the MOST attractive kind
- Think you could throw a stick in a room full of Blueskys & hit at least 3 you'd fuck
Trying to find my people. Please boost this if you:
-Believe that strawberries could be bigger
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.
-Believe that strawberries could be bigger
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.
August 5, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Trying to find my people. Please boost this if you:
- Believe potatoes have aphrodisiacal powers
- Suspect conifers are nature's terrorists
- Find people who are terrifyingly attractive the MOST attractive kind
- Think you could throw a stick in a room full of Blueskys & hit at least 3 you'd fuck
- Believe potatoes have aphrodisiacal powers
- Suspect conifers are nature's terrorists
- Find people who are terrifyingly attractive the MOST attractive kind
- Think you could throw a stick in a room full of Blueskys & hit at least 3 you'd fuck
My favorite part of BlueSky so far is how many amazing people are on here. And so many pretty people. And I want to tell them. I believe in giving people compliments when they deserve them, but like, is that BlueSky approved? Is that a thing we’re doing here?
August 5, 2023 at 1:50 AM
My favorite part of BlueSky so far is how many amazing people are on here. And so many pretty people. And I want to tell them. I believe in giving people compliments when they deserve them, but like, is that BlueSky approved? Is that a thing we’re doing here?
@themckenziest.bsky.social THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REMEMBERED I REPEAT NOT A DRILL!!
August 5, 2023 at 1:30 AM
@themckenziest.bsky.social THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REMEMBERED I REPEAT NOT A DRILL!!