Look at that absolute unit
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Look at that absolute unit
And if you see something out of the ordinary, See it, Sleigh it, Sorted
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
And if you see something out of the ordinary, See it, Sleigh it, Sorted
Reposted by Ruairidh
“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
Tv format idea: Great British Bake Off but for hat makers - Who Wants To Be A Milliner?
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Tv format idea: Great British Bake Off but for hat makers - Who Wants To Be A Milliner?
Reposted by Ruairidh
Everyone is a muppet except for Daniel Craig MAKE THIS HAPPEN
MUPPET KNIVES OUT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Everyone is a muppet except for Daniel Craig MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Most important question about Irelands new president, does she have cool dogs?
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Most important question about Irelands new president, does she have cool dogs?
Reposted by Ruairidh
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.
Choose sanity. Vote Binface.
(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
Just now learning that Dr Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee expert, was a human with expertise in chimps and not a chimp who was an expert. Every day is a school day.
October 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just now learning that Dr Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee expert, was a human with expertise in chimps and not a chimp who was an expert. Every day is a school day.
Reposted by Ruairidh
Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
Looks like @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social has been to Oxford
July 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Looks like @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social has been to Oxford
“Recent events justify what I always wanted to do anyway” say bastards
June 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
“Recent events justify what I always wanted to do anyway” say bastards
Carlsberg do in fact make airport lounges and they’re … ok
May 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Carlsberg do in fact make airport lounges and they’re … ok
“You can’t park here mate”
April 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“You can’t park here mate”
This blokes trying to give them a ticket
April 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This blokes trying to give them a ticket
It’s an air ambulance
April 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It’s an air ambulance
A helicopter has landed in Trafalgar square
April 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A helicopter has landed in Trafalgar square
There are bivalve molluscs at the bottom of the Mariana Trench as yet unknown to science with a better grasp of economics than this.
April 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
There are bivalve molluscs at the bottom of the Mariana Trench as yet unknown to science with a better grasp of economics than this.
I am once again asking you to take your alexa outside and beat it to death with a large bone
www.wired.com/story/everyt...
www.wired.com/story/everyt...
Everything You Say to Your Echo Will Soon Be Sent to Amazon, and You Can’t Opt Out
Amazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant.
www.wired.com
March 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I am once again asking you to take your alexa outside and beat it to death with a large bone
www.wired.com/story/everyt...
www.wired.com/story/everyt...
We are experiencing an unexpectedly high volume of calls
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We are experiencing an unexpectedly high volume of calls
Looking forward to the next James Bond movie where he parachutes from a blue origin rocket and shoots 20 goons in order to stop Blofeld from unionising an Amazon warehouse.
February 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Looking forward to the next James Bond movie where he parachutes from a blue origin rocket and shoots 20 goons in order to stop Blofeld from unionising an Amazon warehouse.
Ok that’s a fight I would pay to see
February 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ok that’s a fight I would pay to see
Reposted by Ruairidh
👋 Hi Bluesky, I’m Steph, a journalist and editor covering startups and tech.
DM me or email me at steph@sifted.eu.
DM me or email me at steph@sifted.eu.
January 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
👋 Hi Bluesky, I’m Steph, a journalist and editor covering startups and tech.
DM me or email me at steph@sifted.eu.
DM me or email me at steph@sifted.eu.
What’s your sign? Found mine.
January 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What’s your sign? Found mine.
The Village people but they’re all the cop
January 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Village people but they’re all the cop
Cold on Wanstead flats today
January 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Cold on Wanstead flats today