Rett
@rrett.bsky.social
Maker of loud. Lover of abrasive.
Cycler of dog
Cycler of dog
So the people who hate cancel culture when racists get fired for being racist actually love it when people get fired for saying mildly critical stuff about a racist, homophobic, "own the libs" ass college kid debater as if he was the epitome of intellectualism and compassion.
Got it.
Got it.
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So the people who hate cancel culture when racists get fired for being racist actually love it when people get fired for saying mildly critical stuff about a racist, homophobic, "own the libs" ass college kid debater as if he was the epitome of intellectualism and compassion.
Got it.
Got it.
The river, a clocktower, a stunk
August 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The river, a clocktower, a stunk
Biked 15 miles today to feed a cat. No dog
Also no one got hit by a car, so that's good
Also no one got hit by a car, so that's good
August 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Biked 15 miles today to feed a cat. No dog
Also no one got hit by a car, so that's good
Also no one got hit by a car, so that's good
Biked to Hunter's Ridge Park. Saw a ton of deer. Cool.
Also saw another cyclist get hit by a car. Not so cool. He was okay, but his bike was not.
Drivers, watch for cyclists and pedestrians. Don't stop in crosswalks and GET OFF YOUR PHONES.
Cyclists, WEAR A HELMET and don't ever trust cars!
Also saw another cyclist get hit by a car. Not so cool. He was okay, but his bike was not.
Drivers, watch for cyclists and pedestrians. Don't stop in crosswalks and GET OFF YOUR PHONES.
Cyclists, WEAR A HELMET and don't ever trust cars!
August 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Biked to Hunter's Ridge Park. Saw a ton of deer. Cool.
Also saw another cyclist get hit by a car. Not so cool. He was okay, but his bike was not.
Drivers, watch for cyclists and pedestrians. Don't stop in crosswalks and GET OFF YOUR PHONES.
Cyclists, WEAR A HELMET and don't ever trust cars!
Also saw another cyclist get hit by a car. Not so cool. He was okay, but his bike was not.
Drivers, watch for cyclists and pedestrians. Don't stop in crosswalks and GET OFF YOUR PHONES.
Cyclists, WEAR A HELMET and don't ever trust cars!
My partner is out of town so we're being bad (attaching dog carrier to bike) and getting into trouble (biking half a mile and turning back because it started to rain)
Still left her exhausted and she didn't take a single step
Still left her exhausted and she didn't take a single step
June 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My partner is out of town so we're being bad (attaching dog carrier to bike) and getting into trouble (biking half a mile and turning back because it started to rain)
Still left her exhausted and she didn't take a single step
Still left her exhausted and she didn't take a single step
Happy pride month, gaybois.
Here is a gay goose poop I took a picture of in Saugatuck, MI a few weeks ago 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Here is a gay goose poop I took a picture of in Saugatuck, MI a few weeks ago 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy pride month, gaybois.
Here is a gay goose poop I took a picture of in Saugatuck, MI a few weeks ago 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Here is a gay goose poop I took a picture of in Saugatuck, MI a few weeks ago 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Reposting again with the new round of tariffs.
April 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposting again with the new round of tariffs.
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What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
March 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
Humans: hey I'm kinda really susceptible to the power of suggestion and peer pressure
Sales people (not human): hey I could make a million dollars with that
Sales people (not human): hey I could make a million dollars with that
March 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Humans: hey I'm kinda really susceptible to the power of suggestion and peer pressure
Sales people (not human): hey I could make a million dollars with that
Sales people (not human): hey I could make a million dollars with that
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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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theonion.com/plan-to...
February 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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theonion.com/plan-to...
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Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.
February 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.
People who work for ICE aren't "just doing their jobs."
They can literally just not work for ICE.
They close that career and are complicit because they're pieces of shit who 1) don't care about what they're doing 2) think what they're doing is the right thing to do
They can literally just not work for ICE.
They close that career and are complicit because they're pieces of shit who 1) don't care about what they're doing 2) think what they're doing is the right thing to do
February 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
People who work for ICE aren't "just doing their jobs."
They can literally just not work for ICE.
They close that career and are complicit because they're pieces of shit who 1) don't care about what they're doing 2) think what they're doing is the right thing to do
They can literally just not work for ICE.
They close that career and are complicit because they're pieces of shit who 1) don't care about what they're doing 2) think what they're doing is the right thing to do
2A fanatics sure are silent with all the tyranny that's currently happening.
Strange enough, the vocals ones are CHEERING for MORE tyranny
Strange enough, the vocals ones are CHEERING for MORE tyranny
February 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
2A fanatics sure are silent with all the tyranny that's currently happening.
Strange enough, the vocals ones are CHEERING for MORE tyranny
Strange enough, the vocals ones are CHEERING for MORE tyranny
It's a good thing we're draining the swamp of hyper-qualified people of color and replacing them with nepo babies, people Trump has seen on TV, and old boys club type people.
Oh wait that's actually a really bad thing
Oh wait that's actually a really bad thing
February 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's a good thing we're draining the swamp of hyper-qualified people of color and replacing them with nepo babies, people Trump has seen on TV, and old boys club type people.
Oh wait that's actually a really bad thing
Oh wait that's actually a really bad thing
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...
All Dressed Lays chips in America SUCK! They have like 1/3rd the seasoning as the Canadian ones do, and trying them was just a huge disappointment.
Lays, how did you mess this up. This product literally already exists, all you had to do was make that exact same thing but in the US???
Lays, how did you mess this up. This product literally already exists, all you had to do was make that exact same thing but in the US???
February 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
All Dressed Lays chips in America SUCK! They have like 1/3rd the seasoning as the Canadian ones do, and trying them was just a huge disappointment.
Lays, how did you mess this up. This product literally already exists, all you had to do was make that exact same thing but in the US???
Lays, how did you mess this up. This product literally already exists, all you had to do was make that exact same thing but in the US???
I found out this morning that Elon liked HGTTG as a teen.
My only cope is knowing that if Douglas Adams were still writing today, there would be a dipshit billionaire character in his story who based his whole world view on the book "The Sci-fi Ultra Wealthy are Silly Evil Narcissistic Dumfucks"
My only cope is knowing that if Douglas Adams were still writing today, there would be a dipshit billionaire character in his story who based his whole world view on the book "The Sci-fi Ultra Wealthy are Silly Evil Narcissistic Dumfucks"
February 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I found out this morning that Elon liked HGTTG as a teen.
My only cope is knowing that if Douglas Adams were still writing today, there would be a dipshit billionaire character in his story who based his whole world view on the book "The Sci-fi Ultra Wealthy are Silly Evil Narcissistic Dumfucks"
My only cope is knowing that if Douglas Adams were still writing today, there would be a dipshit billionaire character in his story who based his whole world view on the book "The Sci-fi Ultra Wealthy are Silly Evil Narcissistic Dumfucks"
Schools get shot up and GOP says "now is not the time to talk politics"
A plane and helicopter go down in a horrific crash and NOW they immediately want to talk politics, blaming Obama, Biden and DEI
A plane and helicopter go down in a horrific crash and NOW they immediately want to talk politics, blaming Obama, Biden and DEI
February 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Schools get shot up and GOP says "now is not the time to talk politics"
A plane and helicopter go down in a horrific crash and NOW they immediately want to talk politics, blaming Obama, Biden and DEI
A plane and helicopter go down in a horrific crash and NOW they immediately want to talk politics, blaming Obama, Biden and DEI
Stop filtering people by asking "who won the 2020 election" and start filtering them by asking what caused the helicopter/plane collision in DC.
Real mfs will say "idk" and Nazis will say "DEI"
Real mfs will say "idk" and Nazis will say "DEI"
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Stop filtering people by asking "who won the 2020 election" and start filtering them by asking what caused the helicopter/plane collision in DC.
Real mfs will say "idk" and Nazis will say "DEI"
Real mfs will say "idk" and Nazis will say "DEI"
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I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.
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The Chinese have developed their own open-source Hawk Tuah meme coin and the rug pull only uses one-tenth of the computing power and scams 15x the number of horny victims.
January 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The Chinese have developed their own open-source Hawk Tuah meme coin and the rug pull only uses one-tenth of the computing power and scams 15x the number of horny victims.
How many times has the Capitol been attacked and seized by people seeking amnesty and people overstaying their work visas?
January 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How many times has the Capitol been attacked and seized by people seeking amnesty and people overstaying their work visas?
If Elon actually genuinely wanted to be the favor of humanity, he'd drop his shallow dogmatic thinking.
I'm starting to thin MAYBE just MAYBE this guy sucks and he just wants to get even more money and more control than he already has
I'm starting to thin MAYBE just MAYBE this guy sucks and he just wants to get even more money and more control than he already has
January 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If Elon actually genuinely wanted to be the favor of humanity, he'd drop his shallow dogmatic thinking.
I'm starting to thin MAYBE just MAYBE this guy sucks and he just wants to get even more money and more control than he already has
I'm starting to thin MAYBE just MAYBE this guy sucks and he just wants to get even more money and more control than he already has