Chris
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Amen sister.
If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.
September 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amen sister.
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doing a handstand all day so I can get raptured butt first
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
doing a handstand all day so I can get raptured butt first
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I got my popcorn out ready for Republicans to hit the Sunday shows condemning Trump for threatening his AG with termination if she doesn’t immediately indict his political enemies. The party of principled courageous defenders of the constitution will be heard from today!🍿
September 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I got my popcorn out ready for Republicans to hit the Sunday shows condemning Trump for threatening his AG with termination if she doesn’t immediately indict his political enemies. The party of principled courageous defenders of the constitution will be heard from today!🍿
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You can't beat people in a cult with logic and reasoning.
September 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You can't beat people in a cult with logic and reasoning.
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Many of your grandparents were the original Antifa.
They fought against the Nazis on the beaches of Normandy and in the forests of Ardennes.
They literally helped save the world from the scourge of fascism.
Today, under this regime, they would be declared terrorists.
Let it sink in.
They fought against the Nazis on the beaches of Normandy and in the forests of Ardennes.
They literally helped save the world from the scourge of fascism.
Today, under this regime, they would be declared terrorists.
Let it sink in.
September 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Many of your grandparents were the original Antifa.
They fought against the Nazis on the beaches of Normandy and in the forests of Ardennes.
They literally helped save the world from the scourge of fascism.
Today, under this regime, they would be declared terrorists.
Let it sink in.
They fought against the Nazis on the beaches of Normandy and in the forests of Ardennes.
They literally helped save the world from the scourge of fascism.
Today, under this regime, they would be declared terrorists.
Let it sink in.
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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/
The number of mouth breathers that are suddenly experts on “ABC’s policies” is stunning
September 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The number of mouth breathers that are suddenly experts on “ABC’s policies” is stunning
These announcers need to get Kershaw’s balls out of their mouths.
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
These announcers need to get Kershaw’s balls out of their mouths.
They’re going to posthumously promote that ______ __ _____ to 4 Star General before this is all done.
September 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
They’re going to posthumously promote that ______ __ _____ to 4 Star General before this is all done.
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
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This post contains the names of every adult male who uses the word “retarded” but is also a good person:
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Remember, unmanly fucking internet cowards would never say that word at the Special Olympics, bc deep-down they know it’s a shitty lazy punch-down slur.
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Remember, unmanly fucking internet cowards would never say that word at the Special Olympics, bc deep-down they know it’s a shitty lazy punch-down slur.
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This post contains the names of every adult male who uses the word “retarded” but is also a good person:
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Remember, unmanly fucking internet cowards would never say that word at the Special Olympics, bc deep-down they know it’s a shitty lazy punch-down slur.
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Remember, unmanly fucking internet cowards would never say that word at the Special Olympics, bc deep-down they know it’s a shitty lazy punch-down slur.
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If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.
Exercising my right to not say anything if I don’t have anything nice to say.
September 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Exercising my right to not say anything if I don’t have anything nice to say.
I’m done with AGT. Golden buzzers for singers every goddamn week. Get your own show, singers.
September 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m done with AGT. Golden buzzers for singers every goddamn week. Get your own show, singers.
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Donald Trump is tough on nonexistent crime.
August 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Donald Trump is tough on nonexistent crime.
Out here calling the ducks.
August 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Out here calling the ducks.
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Look at how cute our local cryptids are.
August 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Look at how cute our local cryptids are.
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Carolyn Bryant, the woman who accused Emmett Till of whistling at her and whose lie led to his lynching, never apologized or recanted. She died in 2023.
That lie was her identity. Giving it up would mean giving up her whole life.
Trumpers are like that, too.
That lie was her identity. Giving it up would mean giving up her whole life.
Trumpers are like that, too.
August 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Carolyn Bryant, the woman who accused Emmett Till of whistling at her and whose lie led to his lynching, never apologized or recanted. She died in 2023.
That lie was her identity. Giving it up would mean giving up her whole life.
Trumpers are like that, too.
That lie was her identity. Giving it up would mean giving up her whole life.
Trumpers are like that, too.
I still find it kinda hilarious that at one point in my life I was so fucking squared away that as part of my job I got to taxi airliners across SFO now and then.
July 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I still find it kinda hilarious that at one point in my life I was so fucking squared away that as part of my job I got to taxi airliners across SFO now and then.
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I miss having shared cultutal moments that aren't traumatic.
July 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I miss having shared cultutal moments that aren't traumatic.
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What idiot called it Pete Buttigieg warning his husband about swimming in the Niagara River and not Don't Go Chasten, Waterfalls
July 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What idiot called it Pete Buttigieg warning his husband about swimming in the Niagara River and not Don't Go Chasten, Waterfalls
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I’m sure my bank will accept that.
Fuck me these people are idiots.
Fuck me these people are idiots.
July 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’m sure my bank will accept that.
Fuck me these people are idiots.
Fuck me these people are idiots.
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Prediction: if the Epstein list is released and DJT is on it, at least half of the Magaverse will pivot to blaming the underage victims within a day.
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Prediction: if the Epstein list is released and DJT is on it, at least half of the Magaverse will pivot to blaming the underage victims within a day.