Pinned
Once again used “Where’s the Bathroom” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend to describe what it’s like when my parents visit
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Once again used “Where’s the Bathroom” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend to describe what it’s like when my parents visit
Inshallah this shall be me too
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Inshallah this shall be me too
Woke up without the will to live and still went to the gym and made it to the office
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Woke up without the will to live and still went to the gym and made it to the office
Ok now I’m done making things for the weekend
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ok now I’m done making things for the weekend
Red alert 🚨: hot new guy joined my tennis class
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Red alert 🚨: hot new guy joined my tennis class
I also decided to do sourdough this weekend because I refuse to slow down
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I also decided to do sourdough this weekend because I refuse to slow down
Palak Paneer and Dal Makhani. Who’s coming for dinner
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Palak Paneer and Dal Makhani. Who’s coming for dinner
I’d say the window is certainly paned
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’d say the window is certainly paned
I’m trying a different croissant recipe this weekend (Fernandi). It’s supposedly much faster than my normal recipe
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m trying a different croissant recipe this weekend (Fernandi). It’s supposedly much faster than my normal recipe
Someone finally wrote the essay about Romantasy that I’ve been wanting to see! It’s not comprehensive, but it does take an even handed approach
www.thedriftmag.com/escape-artis...
www.thedriftmag.com/escape-artis...
Escape Artists
Romantasy at the End of the World
www.thedriftmag.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Someone finally wrote the essay about Romantasy that I’ve been wanting to see! It’s not comprehensive, but it does take an even handed approach
www.thedriftmag.com/escape-artis...
www.thedriftmag.com/escape-artis...
Finding Nemo is about a young queer child who runs away from his overbearing parent and discovers himself with a family of neurotic queer elders (the Tank Gang)
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Finding Nemo is about a young queer child who runs away from his overbearing parent and discovers himself with a family of neurotic queer elders (the Tank Gang)
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Extremely convenient that I can offload excess baked goods to my coworkers now
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Extremely convenient that I can offload excess baked goods to my coworkers now
Outsourcing her security to foreign private military contractors? Azula would’ve loved Blackwater
Where are the problematic gays that stan Azula? I need friends
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Outsourcing her security to foreign private military contractors? Azula would’ve loved Blackwater
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Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
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History nerds (with fewer than 2025 followers) let’s do a little activity - what’s your follower count and name an event that happened that year?
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
History nerds (with fewer than 2025 followers) let’s do a little activity - what’s your follower count and name an event that happened that year?
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
Our corporate holiday calendar is annoying bc why do I have these 3 month stretches of no holidays in Feb-May and Sept-Nov
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Our corporate holiday calendar is annoying bc why do I have these 3 month stretches of no holidays in Feb-May and Sept-Nov
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i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
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I'm not sure if I trust this trove of emails.... not a single risotto recipe
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm not sure if I trust this trove of emails.... not a single risotto recipe
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Aux armes 💪 citoyens! Send this to 8️⃣9️⃣ of your cum-rag 💦 comrades who can take it to the neck 🥺 better than Louis the Sex-teenth 🥵. All of you thirsty aristo-scats 💩 will be eating cake 🍑 and getting bred this Brumaire by some Corsican trade called Napoleon Bro-naparte.
It’s such a shame no one was making horny emoji-pastas during the French Revolution
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Aux armes 💪 citoyens! Send this to 8️⃣9️⃣ of your cum-rag 💦 comrades who can take it to the neck 🥺 better than Louis the Sex-teenth 🥵. All of you thirsty aristo-scats 💩 will be eating cake 🍑 and getting bred this Brumaire by some Corsican trade called Napoleon Bro-naparte.
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This is a standard ETL pipeline:
Extract- remove any outer coverings from the booty
Transform- use tongue, fingers, spit, and lube to go from tight and dry to wet and ready
Load- pretty obvious
Extract- remove any outer coverings from the booty
Transform- use tongue, fingers, spit, and lube to go from tight and dry to wet and ready
Load- pretty obvious
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is a standard ETL pipeline:
Extract- remove any outer coverings from the booty
Transform- use tongue, fingers, spit, and lube to go from tight and dry to wet and ready
Load- pretty obvious
Extract- remove any outer coverings from the booty
Transform- use tongue, fingers, spit, and lube to go from tight and dry to wet and ready
Load- pretty obvious