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Sidhant 🥐
@roughpuff.bsky.social
👨🏽‍🍳🏳️‍🌈✈️ | 📍DC | NSFW-ish
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Cross section for the girls
Once again used “Where’s the Bathroom” from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend to describe what it’s like when my parents visit
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Inshallah this shall be me too
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Woke up without the will to live and still went to the gym and made it to the office 🫩
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ok now I’m done making things for the weekend
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Red alert 🚨: hot new guy joined my tennis class
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I also decided to do sourdough this weekend because I refuse to slow down
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Not my best work
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Palak Paneer and Dal Makhani. Who’s coming for dinner
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’d say the window is certainly paned
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m trying a different croissant recipe this weekend (Fernandi). It’s supposedly much faster than my normal recipe
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Someone finally wrote the essay about Romantasy that I’ve been wanting to see! It’s not comprehensive, but it does take an even handed approach

www.thedriftmag.com/escape-artis...
Escape Artists
Romantasy at the End of the World
www.thedriftmag.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Finding Nemo is about a young queer child who runs away from his overbearing parent and discovers himself with a family of neurotic queer elders (the Tank Gang)
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Extremely convenient that I can offload excess baked goods to my coworkers now
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Outsourcing her security to foreign private military contractors? Azula would’ve loved Blackwater
Where are the problematic gays that stan Azula? I need friends
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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History nerds (with fewer than 2025 followers) let’s do a little activity - what’s your follower count and name an event that happened that year?

1654: Oliver Cromwell ends the Anglo-Dutch War with the Treaty of Westminster…but begins the Anglo-Spanish War 😑
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Our corporate holiday calendar is annoying bc why do I have these 3 month stretches of no holidays in Feb-May and Sept-Nov
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I'm not sure if I trust this trove of emails.... not a single risotto recipe
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Aux armes 💪 citoyens! Send this to 8️⃣9️⃣ of your cum-rag 💦 comrades who can take it to the neck 🥺 better than Louis the Sex-teenth 🥵. All of you thirsty aristo-scats 💩 will be eating cake 🍑 and getting bred 🫟 this Brumaire by some Corsican trade called Napoleon Bro-naparte.
It’s such a shame no one was making horny emoji-pastas during the French Revolution
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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This is a standard ETL pipeline:
Extract- remove any outer coverings from the booty
Transform- use tongue, fingers, spit, and lube to go from tight and dry to wet and ready
Load- pretty obvious
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM