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@kxdyn.bsky.social
running from a twink with a cloth tote bag.
📍sf/slc
📍sf/slc
y’all give this man some MONEY 😤
(i need to see the chaos)
(i need to see the chaos)
shameless repost because we're currently $228 away from $10K and I will post something Chaotic on here if we get to $10K
My friend @jakestepansky.bsky.social is building out the @qtlibrary.org, a Boston-based LGBTQIA+ lending library, and needs your help to resource their space and fund their mission 🏳️🌈📚🏳️⚧️
If you’re able, support them here:
If you’re able, support them here:
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
y’all give this man some MONEY 😤
(i need to see the chaos)
(i need to see the chaos)
gollum after *finally* winning back the one ring at sammath naur:
Gonna jump off a cliff
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
gollum after *finally* winning back the one ring at sammath naur:
“Rigged Census” what are the odds that he remembers who was president during that census
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Rigged Census” what are the odds that he remembers who was president during that census
raise your hand if you were personally victimized by herman melville in 2025
I think his broad brow to be full of a prairie-like placidity, born of a speculative indifference as to death.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
raise your hand if you were personally victimized by herman melville in 2025
“Through miniaturization, OpenAI can now automate dozens of healthcare workers per second.”
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Through miniaturization, OpenAI can now automate dozens of healthcare workers per second.”
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
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cunnilingus tax for equality purposes
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
cunnilingus tax for equality purposes
has anyone done this one yet
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
has anyone done this one yet
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i had to witness this so now all of you have to, too
accosted by an abuela at the grocery store who NEEDED TO say she loved my dangly earring & then told me that jfk is alive beneath the whitehouse with machines pumping his heart & controls foreign policy
which would be a very weird thing to happen. but what’s weirder is this has happened to me twice
which would be a very weird thing to happen. but what’s weirder is this has happened to me twice
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
accosted by an abuela at the grocery store who NEEDED TO say she loved my dangly earring & then told me that jfk is alive beneath the whitehouse with machines pumping his heart & controls foreign policy
which would be a very weird thing to happen. but what’s weirder is this has happened to me twice
which would be a very weird thing to happen. but what’s weirder is this has happened to me twice
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need to be in the middle between two specific oomfs so bad
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
need to be in the middle between two specific oomfs so bad
ladies, the busses WILL be FAST and FREE 😤
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
ladies, the busses WILL be FAST and FREE 😤
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There are two types of Trump administration officials: guy with 15 jobs (Rubio, Vought) and guy in a quantum superposition of simultaneously employed and unemployed (Isaacman, every IRS head)
Trump re-nominates Jared Isaacman to head NASA after yanking his nomination in May as it was headed to the Senate floor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There are two types of Trump administration officials: guy with 15 jobs (Rubio, Vought) and guy in a quantum superposition of simultaneously employed and unemployed (Isaacman, every IRS head)
i consider myself a highly literate person but my gay ass is gonna need some help deciphering this one
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i consider myself a highly literate person but my gay ass is gonna need some help deciphering this one
That’s not a building, that is a cargo ship
Philadelphia
Come see the building
It’s even better in person
Come see the building
It’s even better in person
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
That’s not a building, that is a cargo ship
some of y’all deserve the au jus treatment and by that i mean drowning between a pair of buns
Oomfs I would dry brine vs oomfs I would marinate
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
some of y’all deserve the au jus treatment and by that i mean drowning between a pair of buns
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Oomfs I would dry brine vs oomfs I would marinate
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oomfs I would dry brine vs oomfs I would marinate
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“where are you mentally right now?”
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“where are you mentally right now?”
that annual october event when lesbians emerge from their various woodland hovels and remember gay men exist
how you gon HANDcuff a PENIS
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
that annual october event when lesbians emerge from their various woodland hovels and remember gay men exist
i like my shrimp the way i like my men: shell-on
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i like my shrimp the way i like my men: shell-on