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@kxdyn.bsky.social
running from a twink with a cloth tote bag.
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i’m getting cancelled for the third time in a week because people think i said this because i’m just dumb, like, such as
i personally believe that us americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and i believe that our education like such as in south africa and the iraq everywhere like, such as,
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 AM
i’m getting cancelled for the third time in a week because people think i said this because i’m just dumb, like, such as
and i believe that they should, our education over here in the us should help the us, or, should help south africa and should help the iraq and the asians countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children
i personally believe that us americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and i believe that our education like such as in south africa and the iraq everywhere like, such as,
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 AM
and i believe that they should, our education over here in the us should help the us, or, should help south africa and should help the iraq and the asians countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children
i personally believe that us americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and i believe that our education like such as in south africa and the iraq everywhere like, such as,
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 AM
i personally believe that us americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and i believe that our education like such as in south africa and the iraq everywhere like, such as,
man with one testicle just told me to “sack up”
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 AM
man with one testicle just told me to “sack up”
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lol y’all thought i had a bf
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
lol y’all thought i had a bf
in high school my mother was in the same class as a woman named gidgit leech and i just met her after like 40 years and dear reader her married name is now gidgit *cunkle*
how do you make a name worse than GIDGIT LEECH
how do you make a name worse than GIDGIT LEECH
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
in high school my mother was in the same class as a woman named gidgit leech and i just met her after like 40 years and dear reader her married name is now gidgit *cunkle*
how do you make a name worse than GIDGIT LEECH
how do you make a name worse than GIDGIT LEECH
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If we had a functional congress there’d probably be a law banning me from using Canva by now
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 AM
If we had a functional congress there’d probably be a law banning me from using Canva by now
meanwhile in Fuzhou
america is losing the race y’all
america is losing the race y’all
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
meanwhile in Fuzhou
america is losing the race y’all
america is losing the race y’all
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My roommate makes coffee with hot water from the tap and the pods made for keurigs but he does not have a keurig
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 AM
My roommate makes coffee with hot water from the tap and the pods made for keurigs but he does not have a keurig
allen ginsberg, probably:
all that glitters isn’t a freshly shaven hole
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
allen ginsberg, probably:
a really obnoxious thing you can learn about will stancil is that the most annoying people in the world are sometimes also the kind of people you want on your side and not on the other one
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
a really obnoxious thing you can learn about will stancil is that the most annoying people in the world are sometimes also the kind of people you want on your side and not on the other one
some of you like legs
live, laugh, legs
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
some of you like legs
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if in los angeles and a man is
>30 and wearing camo hat: gay
<30 and wearing camo hat: 50/50, look for addison rae tattoo
>30 and wearing camo hat: gay
<30 and wearing camo hat: 50/50, look for addison rae tattoo
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
if in los angeles and a man is
>30 and wearing camo hat: gay
<30 and wearing camo hat: 50/50, look for addison rae tattoo
>30 and wearing camo hat: gay
<30 and wearing camo hat: 50/50, look for addison rae tattoo
it’s true i’m sorry butt yeah
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
it’s true i’m sorry butt yeah
currently accepting applications from bread boys
i am a human furnace i promise you if we cuddle you will emerge fully toasted
January 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
currently accepting applications from bread boys
you may think that being a gay (~4% of population) man (~49% of population) might limit me but no, it is the fact that i cannot physically survive at any point above 21°c/71°f (0.2% of remainder)
January 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
you may think that being a gay (~4% of population) man (~49% of population) might limit me but no, it is the fact that i cannot physically survive at any point above 21°c/71°f (0.2% of remainder)
the og real one of pouring homosexually
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
the og real one of pouring homosexually
republicans:
I want the power this destruction brings. He had a good day.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
republicans:
i probably should not be allowed to mimosa-poast
i love bush babies and no i’m not talking about recently splooged sperms
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
i probably should not be allowed to mimosa-poast
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oomf i’m contractually obligated to like every single one of your posts i’m sorry you’re welcome
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
oomf i’m contractually obligated to like every single one of your posts i’m sorry you’re welcome
targeted advertising really coming for my entire ass now
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
targeted advertising really coming for my entire ass now