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6yo: "Is anything illegal?"
Me: "Yes, but what's illegal depends on where you live."
6yo: "Is it illegal to poop on someone?"
Me: "Uh... it is illegal to poop on someone you don't know."
6yo: "... Is it illegal to poop on someone who is kind to you?"
Me: "Uh... please don't do that!"
Me: "Yes, but what's illegal depends on where you live."
6yo: "Is it illegal to poop on someone?"
Me: "Uh... it is illegal to poop on someone you don't know."
6yo: "... Is it illegal to poop on someone who is kind to you?"
Me: "Uh... please don't do that!"
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
6yo: "Is anything illegal?"
Me: "Yes, but what's illegal depends on where you live."
6yo: "Is it illegal to poop on someone?"
Me: "Uh... it is illegal to poop on someone you don't know."
6yo: "... Is it illegal to poop on someone who is kind to you?"
Me: "Uh... please don't do that!"
Me: "Yes, but what's illegal depends on where you live."
6yo: "Is it illegal to poop on someone?"
Me: "Uh... it is illegal to poop on someone you don't know."
6yo: "... Is it illegal to poop on someone who is kind to you?"
Me: "Uh... please don't do that!"
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attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
Catch and release at the thrift store
August 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Catch and release at the thrift store
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charlie brown talking to an adult who only responds to him with the annihilation sting
July 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
charlie brown talking to an adult who only responds to him with the annihilation sting
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Caves of Qud
*immediately begins learning how to get on mushrooms' good sides so they know I'm cool when the revolution starts*
July 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Caves of Qud
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make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped
July 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped
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how it feels being a discord moderator who can't yell at people for nuclear Bad Media Opinions
June 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
how it feels being a discord moderator who can't yell at people for nuclear Bad Media Opinions
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Accidentally ordered The Gaston from room service whoops
June 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Accidentally ordered The Gaston from room service whoops
My 6-year-old and I were making up songs about video games when I started freestyling about Dwarf Fortress. As I spit a few bars about my migrant dwarves and their professions, I realized I had to explain what a "gelder" does. Her class may have an interesting "career day" discussion soon 😖
May 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My 6-year-old and I were making up songs about video games when I started freestyling about Dwarf Fortress. As I spit a few bars about my migrant dwarves and their professions, I realized I had to explain what a "gelder" does. Her class may have an interesting "career day" discussion soon 😖
Captain Olimar's Commonplace Book:
Late at night, when all else is silent, a chorus rises from the leaf beds where the Pikmin sleep. A subtle humming, mournful and hollow. It is not the lullaby of contentment but the dirge of something… remembering. What song do they sing when I am not watching?
Late at night, when all else is silent, a chorus rises from the leaf beds where the Pikmin sleep. A subtle humming, mournful and hollow. It is not the lullaby of contentment but the dirge of something… remembering. What song do they sing when I am not watching?
November 14, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Captain Olimar's Commonplace Book:
Late at night, when all else is silent, a chorus rises from the leaf beds where the Pikmin sleep. A subtle humming, mournful and hollow. It is not the lullaby of contentment but the dirge of something… remembering. What song do they sing when I am not watching?
Late at night, when all else is silent, a chorus rises from the leaf beds where the Pikmin sleep. A subtle humming, mournful and hollow. It is not the lullaby of contentment but the dirge of something… remembering. What song do they sing when I am not watching?