Minor league b3tan bloke
@rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.
*brake lines. Look, they’ve obviously already nobbled my spellchecker.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
*brake lines. Look, they’ve obviously already nobbled my spellchecker.
Can still milk your prostate.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Can still milk your prostate.
SNARF SNARF.
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
SNARF SNARF.
A mobile molesting dungeon. Always one step ahead of accountability.
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
A mobile molesting dungeon. Always one step ahead of accountability.
Well if it was my ‘Psyfuck’ then I guess I have to be alert for Nintendo assassins looking to cut my beake lines.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Well if it was my ‘Psyfuck’ then I guess I have to be alert for Nintendo assassins looking to cut my beake lines.
“It’s your kids, Marty! Somethings gotta be done about your kids!”.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
“It’s your kids, Marty! Somethings gotta be done about your kids!”.
What’s that about the tale of the ugly duckling, Hans Christian Anderson? She blossomed into a hot sexy bird?
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What’s that about the tale of the ugly duckling, Hans Christian Anderson? She blossomed into a hot sexy bird?
The ship.
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The ship.
I went to a place, it was so fucking hipster I had to print out my own woodcut of the menu on a Gutenburg press.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I went to a place, it was so fucking hipster I had to print out my own woodcut of the menu on a Gutenburg press.
I saw ‘Good Grief Charlie XCX’, it made no sense to me.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I saw ‘Good Grief Charlie XCX’, it made no sense to me.
One of them is a bit ‘above and beyond’ the rest though.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
One of them is a bit ‘above and beyond’ the rest though.
You’ve got a radio and a letterbox though, I’ll warrant. Seal them both in concrete and dump them into the North Sea for 125,000 years to be safe.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You’ve got a radio and a letterbox though, I’ll warrant. Seal them both in concrete and dump them into the North Sea for 125,000 years to be safe.
“ARR NARR A HADN’T FAUST O DAT”
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“ARR NARR A HADN’T FAUST O DAT”
‘Dark and sumptuous’ is how my last blood test reaults came back
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
‘Dark and sumptuous’ is how my last blood test reaults came back
His wife really liked doing string art and macrame shopping bags and he did what he could to help her.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
His wife really liked doing string art and macrame shopping bags and he did what he could to help her.
HOLY DIPSTICK, BATMAN!
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
HOLY DIPSTICK, BATMAN!
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Never have I seen a dog so in need to be called Angus McTavish
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Never have I seen a dog so in need to be called Angus McTavish