Minor league b3tan bloke
@rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.
Sorry but what else was I supposed to do with a publicity shot like that?
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sorry but what else was I supposed to do with a publicity shot like that?
The ship.
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The ship.
One of them is a bit ‘above and beyond’ the rest though.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
One of them is a bit ‘above and beyond’ the rest though.
The ship
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The ship
@hansmollman.bsky.social you’re being quoted on Facebook
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
@hansmollman.bsky.social you’re being quoted on Facebook
Because I lived there for 5.5 years I’m going to give you some friendly advice.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Because I lived there for 5.5 years I’m going to give you some friendly advice.
'Compton Rules of Acquisition'
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
'Compton Rules of Acquisition'
Turdle.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Turdle.
THIS. THIS IS THE STATE OF THINGS THEY CLAIM ARE FOR MAKING MUSIC THESE DAYS. THIS FUCKING FISHER PRICE ACTIVITY CENTRE FOR TODDLERS THAT THEY WANT £350 FOR. TO SOUND LIKE BAD SL2 ON A RAGGA TIP. FUCK ME.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
THIS. THIS IS THE STATE OF THINGS THEY CLAIM ARE FOR MAKING MUSIC THESE DAYS. THIS FUCKING FISHER PRICE ACTIVITY CENTRE FOR TODDLERS THAT THEY WANT £350 FOR. TO SOUND LIKE BAD SL2 ON A RAGGA TIP. FUCK ME.
Downloading it over BitTorrent no doubt. It’ll be 15 minutes then 88 weeks depending on how often you check.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Downloading it over BitTorrent no doubt. It’ll be 15 minutes then 88 weeks depending on how often you check.
Well someone at Brother’s getting sacked.
Button press ‘O’ then ‘0’. Label printed, ‘O’ then ‘0’. Character map on LCD screen, ‘0’ then ‘O’.
Button press ‘O’ then ‘0’. Label printed, ‘O’ then ‘0’. Character map on LCD screen, ‘0’ then ‘O’.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Well someone at Brother’s getting sacked.
Button press ‘O’ then ‘0’. Label printed, ‘O’ then ‘0’. Character map on LCD screen, ‘0’ then ‘O’.
Button press ‘O’ then ‘0’. Label printed, ‘O’ then ‘0’. Character map on LCD screen, ‘0’ then ‘O’.
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
My Turdle today.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
My Turdle today.
Now we wait.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Now we wait.
I would make a shit Morpheus.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I would make a shit Morpheus.
If you see this, post a record cover with a motor vehicle on it
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
If you see this, post a record cover with a motor vehicle on it
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
I am at seeing Trevor Horn. Usually I find the employment of the term ‘Beat that!’ immature, gloating and infantile, however, BEAT THAT!
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I am at seeing Trevor Horn. Usually I find the employment of the term ‘Beat that!’ immature, gloating and infantile, however, BEAT THAT!
Dear me it seems people are so thin skinned these days, I mean what can you even laugh at any more?
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Dear me it seems people are so thin skinned these days, I mean what can you even laugh at any more?
*shazam* it shall be so.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*shazam* it shall be so.
You mean Joe SCHLObotnik?
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You mean Joe SCHLObotnik?